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Ask Mom & Spawn

By Crazy Jewish Mom

Love and sex toys and pegging, oh my! Every week, @CrazyJewishMom and her "spawn" (Kate Friedman-Siegel) give you their (entirely unqualified) advice on everything from relationships, to sex, to careers! Tune in every Sunday at 5 PM ET on the @AskMomAndSpawn instagram page, to get YOUR questions answered live during the weekly podcast recording!

  1. 1.
    #22: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Celebrate the Miracle of Hanukkah by Lighting the Menorah and Singing, Plus Actual Advice & Craigslist Furniture12/05/2018
  2. 2.
    #21: @CrazyJewishMom: I Should Be a DJ and Send Me Botox! Plus, the Whole Family Comes for Kate's Uterus!11/29/2018
  3. 3.
    #20: Happy Thanksgiving From @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn, Plus Why CJM Shouldn't Be Allowed to Cook and More Wedding Ranting!11/27/2018
  4. 4.
    #19: Ovary Workouts, Menstrual Cups, and Dyed Pubic Hair: The Ladies of @CrazyJewishMom Get Down to Business11/14/2018
  5. 5.
    #18: If He Says You're Bad at Sex, It's Him — Plus How to Achieve Vaginal Orgasm and Being a Badass, Educated B*tch!11/07/2018
  6. 6.
    #17: With the Pittsburgh Shooting, Kentucky Shooting, and Bomb Scares, @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Talk Hate, Anti-Semitism, Moving Forward, and Voting for Change.10/31/2018
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    #16: 4th Degree Assaults, Not Leaving the Perfect Man, and Loud Sex, @CrazyJewishMom Speaks Out!10/24/2018
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    #15: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Serial Killers, Ditching Your Ex's Mom, and Sexcapades In an Ikea Parking Lot (AGAIN)10/17/2018
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    #14: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Talk Pubic Hair, Halloween Costume Ideas (Kavanaugh and his beer?) and How To Ask for the Salary You Deserve10/10/2018
  2. 10.
    #13: Smashing the Patriarchy, Brett Kavanaugh, and Aunt Dolores Calling @CrazyJewishMom a Hoe to Round Out this Dumpster-Fire Week10/03/2018
  3. 11.
    #12: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Creating a Rehab Center to Help People Find Love, Plus Kosher Weed, Feminist Rants & Salmonella09/20/2018
  4. 12.
    #11: @CrazyJewishMom Asks "Isn't Tinder Just for Fucking?" Plus, Advice On How to Turn Your Internship into A Job & Why You Shouldn't Date a Married Man09/05/2018
  5. 13.
    #10: @CrazyJewishMom Walks Through A Mall While Yelling About Anal Beads & Phone Sex While Kate is Home Sick08/29/2018
  6. 14.
    #9: @CrazyJewishMom Wants To Live Stream Kate's First Child Birth! Plus, Jews With Foot Fetishes!08/22/2018
  7. 15.
    #8 @CrazyJewishMom Wants To Wedding Plan, But Kate Will Get To It When She Gets To It God Dammit! Also, Kim Got Arrested For WHAT?08/15/2018
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    #7: @CrazyJewishMom's Cat Will Not Shut Up! Plus, Joining A Softball League To Meet Men (?)08/08/2018
  9. 17.
    #6: @CrazyJewishMom Learns What Cisgender Means, And Advocates For CUTTING IT (Penises) OFF! Meanwhile, Kate Denounces Violence, Plus Some Actual Advice08/01/2018
  10. 18.
    #5: What Should You Use to Respond to a Dick Pic — Severed Cows Head or a Severed Penis? Plus, Flirting Advice and How to Deal With Your Pubescent Children07/25/2018
  11. 19.
    #4: Kate Wants To Punch @CrazyJewishMom In The Ovaries! Plus, Some Actual Advice About Oversharing On The Internet, Job First Penis Second, And More!07/18/2018
  12. 20.
    #3: @CrazyJewishMom Needs A Buzzer That Screams "F**KBOI!" Plus, Wedding Nagging, IKEA Parking Lots, And Some Actual Advice07/11/2018
  13. 21.
    #2: @CrazyJewishMom Reveals She's Samantha From "Sex and the City" Plus Bondage Classes, Shirtless Video Chats, and More!07/04/2018
  14. 22.
    #1: Live From The Bathroom, It's @CrazyJewishMom!...and Kate, Who Gives Some Actual Advice From Her Living Room06/27/2018
  15. 23.
    #22: @CrazyJewishMom Did WHAT On An Airplane??? Plus, What To Do When You See Your Ex At A Red Light, And Some Practical Breakup Advice!06/20/2018
  16. 24.
    #21: @CrazyJewishMom's Key Advice: No One Gives a Flying Fuck, plus Porn Conventions and Lost Diaphragms06/13/2018
  17. 25.
    #20: @CrazyJewishMom Says "Penis Knows No Emotions" Plus Advice on Cheating Husbands, Job Interview Failure, And Wedding DJ Aspirations05/30/2018
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    #19: @CrazyJewishMom Can't Stop Talking about Meghan Markle and the Royal Wedding, Plus Shark Attacks and Idina Menzel Singing Kate Down the Aisle05/23/2018
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    #18: #CrazyJewishMom Asks for Grand-Spawn for Mother's Day, Plus Pole Dancing With Grandma and Sleeping With A Married Professor05/16/2018
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    #17: @CrazyJewishMom Advocates for Keying People's Cars ... Again, Plus Sex Toys in Business Meetings and an Italian Band Called La Sex Machine05/09/2018
  21. 29.
    #16: @CrazyJewishMom Wants The Wedding To Be In PANAMA (Or Brazil!) Plus, Some Advice On What To Do With A Cheating Boyfriend And Why Kate Doesn't Want To Shoot A Child Out Of Her Uterus Today05/02/2018
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    #15: Spawn Buys A USED MATTRESS On Craigslist, Aunt Dolores Calls @CrazyJewishMom, and Adult Summer Camps04/25/2018
  23. 31.
    #14: @CrazyJewishMom, Drag Queen's, and Diarrhea — Oh My! Plus, the Ladies Rave About Therapy and Give Great Education Advice!04/18/2018
  24. 32.
    #13: @CrazyJewishMom Requests A Disembodied Hand To Serve Her Tea! Plus, Whether Or Not Bad B.O. Is A Deal Breaker And Some Financial Advice!04/11/2018
  25. 33.
    #12: @CrazyJewishMom Says "Job First, Penis Second," Talks Bull-shit Warnings, and Reveals She's Been On a Date with Al Pacino!04/04/2018
  26. 34.
    #11: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Fight Over Whether There Will Be A Mom-Villa or Bride-zilla! Plus, They Give Advice on Inter-Faith Relationships And Not Having Sex03/28/2018
  27. 35.
    #10: Is @CrazyJewishMom Afraid of Heights??? Plus, When To Use #TimesUpBros And How Make A Casual Relationship Serious03/21/2018
  28. 36.
    #9: @CrazyJewishMom Plays "Two Truths and A Lie": Mescaline Rings, Fist-F**king Shows, and Tear Gassed in Front of the Pentagon03/14/2018
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    #8: @CrazyJewishMom Complains About Kate's Lack of Oscar's Celebration, Plus the Ladies Talk Botox and Women's History LIFE (not Month)03/07/2018
  30. 38.
    #7: @CrazyJewishMom Summons The Zuckerberg's To Fix Kate's Phone, Plus Some Actual Relationship Advice02/28/2018
  31. 39.
    #6: @CrazyJewishMom Talks "Bumbling" Cheater, Lying Your Way Into the Ivy's, Plus Spawns Resistance to Wedding Planning02/21/2018
  32. 40.
    #5: SPAWN IS (FINALLY) ENGAGED, Plus Actual Advice on Workplace Discrimination02/14/2018
  33. 41.
    #4 @CrazyJewishMom Proclaims "Give Me Your Single, Your Fertile" for Spawn, Plus Relationship and Safe Sex Advice01/31/2018
  34. 42.
    #3 @CrazyJewishMom Pro-Tip: Don't Meet for a First Date in a Dimly Lit Walmart Parking Lot, Plus More!01/24/2018
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    #2: "Ask If You're Exclusive Before You Get Their STDs!!" Says @CrazyJewishMom, Plus Advice on Asshole Anti-Semitic BFs01/17/2018
  36. 44.
    #1: @CrazyJewishMom Stands Up to Gender Inequality with "Time's Up Bros!"01/10/2018
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    #21: @CrazyJewishMom becomes the oldest person to go on @BirthrightIsrael!!12/28/2017
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    #20: @CrazyJewishMom Gives Advice on Pursuing Your Dreams Despite the Patriarchy, and the Wonders of Dating Apps — and A LOT of Technical Difficulties12/20/2017
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    #19: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Hanukkah Traditions, Which Includes an Unhealthy Amount of Menorahs, in this Festive Episode. Plus, She Tries to Adopt a New Daughter!12/13/2017
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    #18: Lying Boyfriends, Fuck-boys, and the Epidemic of Exposed Penises?? @CrazyJewishMom Weighs In!12/06/2017
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    #17: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Zipping Up Dicks and Finding New Sperminators! Plus, She Complains About the New iPhone X11/29/2017
  42. 50.
    #16: Special Guest @JillianMichaels Talks Fitness with @CrazyJewishMom! In Other News, Both @CrazyJewishMom and Crazy Fitness Mom Have 300 Pets11/22/2017
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    #15: @CrazyJewishMom: Why You Should Speak Up if Sexually Assaulted, Plus More!11/15/2017
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    #14: Having Sex in Public Places? @CrazyJewishMom Says Yes, Plus More!11/08/2017
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    #13: @CrazyJewishMom, Halloween Sex and a Penis Alert?? Spooky.11/01/2017
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    #12: Special Guest @JessicaHarlow Helps Give Out Advice! Also, @CrazyJewishMom Advocates for coffee, background check, and STD testing — all in the first date.10/25/2017
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    #11: Feminist Rage and Menstrual Cups?? @CrazyJewishMom weighs in.10/18/2017
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    #10: @CrazyJewishMom Describes Her Fantasy Bachelorette (Spoiler: It Involves Strippers)10/11/2017
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    #9: @CrazyJewishMom advocates for KUGEL in the bedroom?10/04/2017
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    #8: Special guest @Lily_Marston joins the fun! In other news, @CrazyJewishMom now wants Lilz to be her "spawn"09/27/2017
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    #7: Are guys in their late 30s just overgrown #Fuckboys? Also, sex before marriage - Mom & Spawn weigh in.09/20/2017
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    #6 @CrazyJewishMom encourages stalking a stranger ("but he's a doctor!"). Also, do dick pics include balls?09/12/2017
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    #5: What if all your friends think your boyfriend is a shithead? And @CrazyJewishMom rants about pubic hair.09/05/2017
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    #4: Telling Possessive Boyfriends to BACK OFF! Should texting other women=castration?08/30/2017
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    #3: How Big of an Age Gap is TOO big? And is it OK to sleep With Your Ex (knowing he has a new gf)?08/23/2017
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    #2: Sex Toys At the Office? And Ozzycat Crashes The No Pants Party08/17/2017
  57. 65.
    #1: Keying Cars, Breaking Up, Oh & Sperm08/14/2017

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