Thot Topics

By thottopics

Thot Topics is a podcast with the bravery to stare into the void and ask God's question: "Do I look fat in these jeans?" Every week, Nick Malone and Cris Lopez slow-motion dive into music, culture, and politics, then emerge soaking wet with 100% certified accurate takes for your listening pleasure. If you've ever felt gaslit by gay Twitter, or by a sizing chart while online shopping, this will be the sisterhood of a lifetime.

  1. 1.
    What Gus Kenworthy's Pussy Does to a MF! (feat. @chlumbucket)
    1:39:05
  2. 2.
    The Devil And God Are Railing Inside Me!
    1:13:09
  3. 3.
    Krispy Covid AKA The Passover Special!
    1:16:49
  4. 4.
    Itty Bitty Kitty Committee! (feat. Kitty)
    1:26:41
  5. 5.
    Rosemary's Bestie! (feat. @goodboygremlin)
    1:07:16
  6. 6.
    Welcome to Bushwick AKA The Jackcident! (feat. Jack, The Perfume Nationalist)
    1:43:00
  7. 7.
    Sherry Me Alive!
    1:23:41
  8. 8.
    Jackie of All Trade! (feat. @jackies_backie)
    2:04:33
  1. 9.
    Starbies of Bethlehem! (feat. Group Project)
    58:45
  2. 10.
    Night at the IKEA!
    1:12:11
  3. 11.
    J.Lo of the Jungle!
    1:25:00
  4. 12.
    Pussy: For Men!
    1:14:33
  5. 13.
    Paul Me Maybe! (feat. Paul Cupo)
    1:14:12
  6. 14.
    Popular Thot Revolution Pt. 2 AKA The Boys Who Lived! (feat. Twink Revolution and Zach Langley Chi-Chi)
    1:15:28
  7. 15.
    The Bitch That Tore Christmas!
    1:24:18
  8. 16.
    Folkwhores! (feat. Hot Local Singles)
    1:23:25
  9. 17.
    AIDS of Glory!
    1:21:11
  10. 18.
    Barack Destroyers! (feat. @Maxxi_Pad)
    1:10:50
  11. 19.
    1-800-BANANAS!
    1:15:25
  12. 20.
    Erection Judges!
    1:08:51
  13. 21.
    Hard R Chaser AKA Trick or Trade!
    1:27:28
  14. 22.
    Crazy Cuckoo Covid! (feat. River Page)
    1:16:27
  15. 23.
    The People's Cunt!
    1:25:31
  16. 24.
    Livin' Covida Loca!
    1:17:22
  17. 25.
    Be Besties!
    1:22:06
  18. 26.
    Make America Fuck Me Again!
    1:06:03
  19. 27.
    Douched By Daylight!
    1:22:55
  20. 28.
    Ratpresentation AKA The 9/11 Special!
    1:26:16
  21. 29.
    Thot Revolution! (feat. Twink Revolution)
    1:34:36
  22. 30.
    You Don't Mess With the Lohan!
    1:20:07
  23. 31.
    Pod de Replay!
    1:26:37
  24. 32.
    Cumala Harris in the Oral Office!
    1:18:38
  25. 33.
    Blacking Out Is King!
    1:06:50
  26. 34.
    Let's Play Some Breastketball!
    1:15:52
  27. 35.
    An Evening in Faggotsburg! (feat. Cole Cunningham)
    1:17:30
  28. 36.
    Women's Business Insiders!
    58:59
  29. 37.
    Unstable For Two AKA The Olive Garden Special!
    1:02:35
  30. 38.
    Hotel Groom Service!
    1:23:13
  31. 39.
    Harry Bottom and the Cumdump of Azkaban!
    1:18:32
  32. 40.
    A Maricón Dream! (feat. Will Okay)
    1:13:02
  33. 41.
    White Is Lana Del Right!
    1:12:52
  34. 42.
    CoronAIDS! (feat. Jerwin Gabriel Santiago)
    1:13:01
  35. 43.
    Werking Class Heroes!
    1:20:47
  36. 44.
    Apple Bottom Geniuses!
    1:14:17
  37. 45.
    Back to Frack!
    1:18:24
  38. 46.
    You Better Rise Bitch! (feat. Will Okay)
    1:24:45
  39. 47.
    Nothing Gay About Hell! (feat. @nickwaka24)
    1:20:09
  40. 48.
    Make Me Cumbia!
    1:20:32
  41. 49.
    Return to the Ashes! (feat. @ratdad666)
    1:12:41
  42. 50.
    Quaranteens! (feat. FOTP Morgan)
    1:24:39

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