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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By Alex and Christine Schiefer

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

  1. 1.
    95: Daycares in Indiana09/23/2020
    49:32
  2. 2.
    94: Airports in North Carolina09/16/2020
    48:56
  3. 3.
    93: Malls in New Jersey09/09/2020
    57:17
  4. 4.
    92: Parking Violations Bureaus in Los Angeles, CA09/02/2020
    50:17
  5. 5.
    91: Beaches in Rhode Island08/26/2020
    57:45
  6. 6.
    90: Small Towns in Ohio08/19/2020
    57:34
  7. 7.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1808/17/2020
    22:22
  8. 8.
    89: Lighthouses in Maine08/12/2020
    54:36
  1. 9.
    88: Adult Video Stores in Missouri08/05/2020
    50:20
  2. 10.
    87: Cowboy Boots in Texas07/29/2020
    55:28
  3. 11.
    86: Climbing Gyms in Colorado Springs, Colorado07/22/2020
    46:53
  4. 12.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1707/20/2020
    33:01
  5. 13.
    85: Garbage Plates in Rochester, NY07/15/2020
    48:00
  6. 14.
    84: Historical Sites in Italy07/08/2020
    55:36
  7. 15.
    83: Zoos in Norway07/01/2020
    1:01:34
  8. 16.
    82: Scuba Diving in Guam06/24/2020
    1:01:54
  9. 17.
    81: Adventure Parks in Puerto Rico06/17/2020
    1:00:17
  10. 18.
    80: KFC in Japan06/10/2020
    45:19
  11. 19.
    Podcast Blackout06/03/2020
    1:53
  12. 20.
    79: Reviews of Water Parks05/27/2020
    53:03
  13. 21.
    Schiefer Madness: Few Things Considered05/22/2020
    30:28
  14. 22.
    78: Craft Stores in Raleigh, NC05/20/2020
    43:03
  15. 23.
    Schiefer Madness: Karma Will Prevail05/15/2020
    32:34
  16. 24.
    77: Lakes in Minnesota05/13/2020
    56:27
  17. 25.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1605/11/2020
    40:03
  18. 26.
    76: Bowling Alleys in Philadelphia, PA05/06/2020
    58:54
  19. 27.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1505/01/2020
    48:43
  20. 28.
    75: Buffalo Wings in Buffalo, NY04/29/2020
    1:02:50
  21. 29.
    Schiefer Madness: Animal Crossing04/25/2020
    34:42
  22. 30.
    74: Cigar Shops in Cuba04/22/2020
    50:49
  23. 31.
    Schiefer Madness: it's about GI troubles that we all have04/18/2020
    38:08
  24. 32.
    73: Monuments in Washington, D.C.04/15/2020
    53:37
  25. 33.
    Schiefer Madness: Erotic Hand Sanitizer04/10/2020
    27:47
  26. 34.
    72: Resorts in Mexico04/08/2020
    1:01:39
  27. 35.
    Schiefer Madness: Tiger King04/03/2020
    49:41
  28. 36.
    71: Universities in England04/01/2020
    58:14
  29. 37.
    Schiefer Madness: Quarantine Cuties03/28/2020
    37:48
  30. 38.
    70: Lord of the Rings in New Zealand03/25/2020
    51:20
  31. 39.
    Schiefer Madness: Social Distancing03/20/2020
    1:00:29
  32. 40.
    69: Saint Patrick's Day Reviews Extravaganza03/18/2020
    1:17:35
  33. 41.
    68: Beaches in Australia03/11/2020
    57:49
  34. 42.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1403/09/2020
    37:17
  35. 43.
    67: Reviews of Disney Parks03/04/2020
    1:07:22
  36. 44.
    66: Nightclubs in Berlin, Germany02/26/2020
    53:27
  37. 45.
    65: Tescos in Dublin, Ireland02/19/2020
    1:00:40
  38. 46.
    64: Valentine's Day Reviews Extravaganza02/12/2020
    54:13
  39. 47.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1302/10/2020
    26:43
  40. 48.
    Live at Spotify HQ in New York, NY02/07/2020
    33:04
  41. 49.
    63: Karaoke Bars in Halifax, NS02/05/2020
    53:24
  42. 50.
    62: Dunkin' Donuts in Concord, NH01/29/2020
    56:36
  43. 51.
    61: Casinos in Biloxi, MS01/22/2020
    53:03
  44. 52.
    60: Pizza Places in Wichita, KS01/15/2020
    55:37
  45. 53.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1201/13/2020
    56:08
  46. 54.
    59: Resorts in Charleston, SC01/08/2020
    50:59
  47. 55.
    58: Arcades in Nashville, TN01/01/2020
    58:35
  48. 56.
    57: Holiday Reviews Extravaganza12/25/2019
    1:11:48
  49. 57.
    56: Ski Resorts in Burlington, VT12/18/2019
    1:04:14
  50. 58.
    55: Car Dealerships in Fargo, ND12/11/2019
    51:07
  51. 59.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1112/09/2019
    1:03:43
  52. 60.
    54: Menards in Eau Claire, WI12/04/2019
    50:04
  53. 61.
    53: Thanksgiving Reviews Extravaganza11/27/2019
    1:13:13
  54. 62.
    52: Dry Cleaners in Columbia, MD11/20/2019
    55:53
  55. 63.
    51: Golf Courses in Des Moines, IA11/13/2019
    59:10
  56. 64.
    Between You And Us: Episode 1011/11/2019
    38:51
  57. 65.
    50: Apartment Complexes in Grand Rapids, MI11/06/2019
    1:08:03
  58. 66.
    49: Spooky Spots in Salem, MA10/30/2019
    2:00:41
  59. 67.
    48: Halloween Stores in Virginia Beach, VA10/23/2019
    45:40
  60. 68.
    47: Wineries in Los Gatos, CA10/16/2019
    45:07
  61. 69.
    Between You And Us: Episode 910/14/2019
    49:41
  62. 70.
    46: Fitness Centers in Cheyenne, WY10/09/2019
    56:34
  63. 71.
    45: Tanning Salons in Huntington Beach, CA10/02/2019
    59:32
  64. 72.
    44: Runzas in Lincoln, NE09/25/2019
    51:33
  65. 73.
    43: Antique Stores in Portland, ME09/18/2019
    58:29
  66. 74.
    42: Ice Cream Parlors in Charleston, WV09/11/2019
    43:01
  67. 75.
    Between You And Us: Episode 809/09/2019
    30:35
  68. 76.
    41: Psychics in Albuquerque, NM09/04/2019
    55:43
  69. 77.
    40: Gas Stations in Wilmington, DE08/28/2019
    1:12:16
  70. 78.
    39: Bookstores in Portland, OR08/21/2019
    1:06:18
  71. 79.
    38: McDonald's Restaurants in Billings, MT08/14/2019
    53:51
  72. 80.
    Between You And Us: Episode 708/12/2019
    44:32
  73. 81.
    37: Dollar Stores in Birmingham, AL08/07/2019
    49:18
  74. 82.
    36: Banks in Charlotte, NC07/31/2019
    59:37
  75. 83.
    35: Souvenir Shops in Atlantic City, NJ07/24/2019
    1:10:26
  76. 84.
    34: Walmarts in Sioux Falls, SD07/17/2019
    55:17
  77. 85.
    33: Bars in Columbus, OH07/10/2019
    46:57
  78. 86.
    Between You And Us: Episode 607/08/2019
    44:12
  79. 87.
    32: Sporting Goods Stores in Anchorage, AK07/03/2019
    41:05
  80. 88.
    31: Breweries in Little Rock, AR06/26/2019
    1:00:06
  81. 89.
    30: Crab Houses in Baltimore, MD06/19/2019
    54:29
  82. 90.
    Between You And Us: Episode 506/17/2019
    42:19
  83. 91.
    29: Movie Theaters in Providence, RI06/12/2019
    51:09
  84. 92.
    28: Tattoo Shops in Tulsa, OK06/05/2019
    51:55
  85. 93.
    27: Ghost Tours in New Orleans, LA05/29/2019
    50:25
  86. 94.
    26: Parks in Milwaukee, WI05/22/2019
    45:35
  87. 95.
    25: DMVs in Phoenix, AZ05/15/2019
    31:41
  88. 96.
    Between You And Us: Episode 405/13/2019
    29:56
  89. 97.
    24: Post Offices in Washington, DC05/08/2019
    36:22
  90. 98.
    23: Toy Stores in Chicago, IL05/01/2019
    39:28
  91. 99.
    22: Beaches in Honolulu, HI04/24/2019
    40:28
  92. 100.
    21: Elementary Schools in Pittsburgh, PA04/17/2019
    41:53
  93. 101.
    20: Nostalgia in Los Angeles, CA04/11/2019
    47:56
  94. 102.
    Between You And Us: Episode 304/08/2019
    26:16
  95. 103.
    19: Coffee Shops in Seattle, WA04/03/2019
    48:29
  96. 104.
    18: Comedy Clubs in Hartford, CT03/27/2019
    40:46
  97. 105.
    17: Hospitals in Boston, MA03/20/2019
    38:33
  98. 106.
    16: Hardware Stores in Nashville, TN03/13/2019
    45:02
  99. 107.
    Between You And Us: Episode 203/11/2019
    22:19
  100. 108.
    15: Record Stores in Indianapolis, IN03/06/2019
    43:52
  101. 109.
    14: Libraries in Los Angeles, CA02/27/2019
    37:16
  102. 110.
    13: Comic Book Shops in New York, NY02/20/2019
    45:17
  103. 111.
    12: Liquor Stores in Louisville, KY02/13/2019
    32:27
  104. 112.
    Between You And Us: Episode 102/11/2019
    15:24
  105. 113.
    11: Strip Clubs in Las Vegas, NV02/06/2019
    32:48
  106. 114.
    10: Museums in Boise, ID01/30/2019
    40:58
  107. 115.
    9: Waffle Houses in Atlanta, GA01/23/2019
    28:03
  108. 116.
    8: Dentists in Denver, CO01/16/2019
    35:40
  109. 117.
    7: Bridal Shops in Houston, TX01/09/2019
    24:07
  110. 118.
    6: Pet Stores in Salt Lake City, UT01/02/2019
    30:19
  111. 119.
    5: Hair Salons in Ann Arbor, MI12/26/2018
    15:53
  112. 120.
    4: Tech Stores in Jacksonville, FL12/19/2018
    19:46
  113. 121.
    1: Grocery Stores in Cincinnati, OH12/12/2018
    17:51
  114. 122.
    2: Hotels in Kansas City, MO12/12/2018
    21:29
  115. 123.
    3: Car Washes in Minneapolis, MN12/12/2018
    18:25
  116. 124.
    TRAILER12/07/2018
    0:52

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