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Asian Not Asian

By Fumi Abe & Mic Nguyen

Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every Monday!

  1. 1.
    MUJI has Japanese Funeral Vibes (w/ Sable Yong)01/25/2021
    1:01:55
  2. 2.
    The Mahjong Line & Captain Fleshlight (w/ Joel Kim Booster)01/18/2021
    1:20:18
  3. 3.
    I’m Not Racist but My V*gina is!01/11/2021
    1:06:03
  4. 4.
    Florida Islam (w/ Ismael Loutfi, Patriot Act)01/04/2021
    1:00:58
  5. 5.
    Asian Not Asian Xmas Special!12/28/2020
    9:59
  6. 6.
    Hot Tub Racism (w/ Sherry Cola)12/21/2020
    1:11:33
  7. 7.
    Decoy Bl*w J*bs (w/ Hanna Dickinson, Comedy Central)12/14/2020
    1:04:07
  8. 8.
    VIET NOT VIET (w/ Anhtriet Tran)12/06/2020
    57:57
  1. 9.
    Grandpa Lived Through 3 Wars AND OnlyFans11/30/2020
    55:38
  2. 10.
    Point to the Place on Your Body Where Hollywood Hurt You (w/ Tze Chun, Sundance)11/23/2020
    1:03:46
  3. 11.
    Code Switching Table Manners (w/ Jenny Yang, Variety's 10 Comics to Watch)11/16/2020
    1:14:29
  4. 12.
    Anti-President Trump & Japanese Bonsai Weed11/09/2020
    55:36
  5. 13.
    From Cult to Sorority to Tiktok (w/ Courtney Parchman)11/02/2020
    58:01
  6. 14.
    Emily in Paris is Literally Just About Emily in Paris (w/ Stephanie Hsu, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)10/26/2020
    1:04:51
  7. 15.
    Koreans Have The Most Eye Lid Meat (w/ Dumbfoundead)10/19/2020
    58:51
  8. 16.
    Do You Pee Through the Slit or Over the Band???10/12/2020
    49:53
  9. 17.
    Hot Older Co-Host Energy (w/ Pranav Behari, Mango Bae)10/05/2020
    1:11:45
  10. 18.
    Social Justice Warrior Who Forgives! (w/ Negin Farsad, Fake The Nation) 09/28/2020
    1:02:45
  11. 19.
    The Horniest Scorpios (w/ Kenice Mobley, VICE)09/21/2020
    54:34
  12. 20.
    Uncle Roger!!! (w/ Nigel Ng, Uncle Roger) 09/14/2020
    1:04:02
  13. 21.
    Too Many D*cks for Mulan (w/ Jay Jurden, The Tonight Show)09/07/2020
    1:09:17
  14. 22.
    Trader Ming's Makes Me Feel Seen (w/ Terry Nguyen, VOX)08/31/2020
    42:14
  15. 23.
    We Are 25% of All Asian Jokes (w/ Sierra Katow, Earth to Ned)08/24/2020
    51:53
  16. 24.
    Bon Appétit is Just Bread without POC (w/ Elena Yamamoto, VICE Munchies)08/17/2020
    1:08:56
  17. 25.
    Pokemon Butt Stuff (w/ Chris Pang, Crazy Rich Asians)08/10/2020
    38:06
  18. 26.
    Indian Matchmaking w/ Pranav from Bed-Stuy (w/ Pranav Behari, MangoBae)08/03/2020
    43:34
  19. 27.
    Falling Off the Rainbow Road07/27/2020
    43:57
  20. 28.
    America’s Got Talent and Mental Issues (w/ Usama Siddiquee, MangoBae)07/20/2020
    59:48
  21. 29.
    Phuc Bui aka F*kboi (w/ Wilfred Padua, Winner of Boston Comedy Festival)07/13/2020
    48:37
  22. 30.
    Introducing: "Business of HYPE Episode with Asa Akira"07/08/2020
    9:46
  23. 31.
    Jo Koy Took Me to The Philippines (w/ Andrew Orolfo, Netflix)07/06/2020
    40:55
  24. 32.
    NASCAR, Alison Roman, and Tired White People (w/ Youngmi Mayer, Feeling Asian)06/29/2020
    39:07
  25. 33.
    WHITE FORGIVENE$$ (w/ Milly Tamarez, Reply All Podcast)06/22/2020
    52:49
  26. 34.
    Ronny Chieng Quarantine Exclusive! (w/ Ronny Chieng, The Daily Show)06/15/2020
    43:27
  27. 35.
    America's Side Bitches (w/ X Mayo, The Daily Show)06/08/2020
    49:36
  28. 36.
    Black-Asian Alliance (w/ Kenice Mobley, 2 Dope Queens)05/31/2020
    36:53
  29. 37.
    Call Her Daddy But with 2 Asian Guys (w/ Katie Jacoby, The Who)05/24/2020
    37:31
  30. 38.
    From Horny Correspondent to Zen Correspondent (w/ Brian Park, Feeling Asian)05/17/2020
    39:52
  31. 39.
    Alison Roman and Asian Month (w/ Joann Park, $6.99 Per Pound)05/10/2020
    47:44
  32. 40.
    I Got Corona and a Manager (w/ Bryan Yang, NBC)05/03/2020
    44:43
  33. 41.
    It's Not Zoom. It's You.04/27/2020
    31:56
  34. 42.
    Finding Love on Craigslist04/23/2020
    28:35
  35. 43.
    Comedians on OnlyFans04/20/2020
    33:05
  36. 44.
    It's A Conspiracy, I Tell Ya!04/16/2020
    30:03
  37. 45.
    Be More American04/13/2020
    26:35
  38. 46.
    This is Why We Can't Have an End Game04/09/2020
    33:55
  39. 47.
    Hanging Out on Zoom04/06/2020
    36:05
  40. 48.
    Where Do You Masturbate Now?04/02/2020
    30:29
  41. 49.
    Pura Vida03/30/2020
    29:51
  42. 50.
    Quarantine Comedy03/26/2020
    29:52
  43. 51.
    Spiral Down with Us03/24/2020
    34:03
  44. 52.
    The Lovely Fancy Frat Boy (w/ Ryosuke Hoshiyama)03/23/2020
    1:02:25
  45. 53.
    Coronavirus Started in the Bedroom03/20/2020
    27:55
  46. 54.
    The Real “Kevin Nguyen” Meme (w/ Kevin Nguyen, Author of "New Waves")03/16/2020
    49:36
  47. 55.
    The Genital Reveal Party (w/ Hye Yun Park, Hulu’s Shrill)03/09/2020
    1:01:22
  48. 56.
    Racist Ratatouille Flashback (w/ Keiko Agena, Gilmore Girls)03/02/2020
    54:47
  49. 57.
    [Sex Ep] The P*nis Devil (w/ SJ Son & Woody Fu)02/24/2020
    44:39
  50. 58.
    ANA Live: Meteor 2020! (w/ Karen Chee, Bryan Yang, and Kimmy Yam)02/17/2020
    1:03:44
  51. 59.
    Do You Support Drake or Do You Support Canadian Rap? (w/ Karen Chee, Late Night With Seth Meyers)02/10/2020
    58:15
  52. 60.
    Adopted Asian Americans Eat Sloppy Joes (w/ Ed Pokropski, Asian Comedy Festival)02/03/2020
    58:16
  53. 61.
    Hiking Sucks, Theater is Where It’s At! (w/ Dylan Adler, Good Morning New York)01/27/2020
    1:01:11
  54. 62.
    PARASITE = Poor Man’s Ocean’s 11 (w/ Kenice Mobley, 2 Dope Queens)01/20/2020
    55:49
  55. 63.
    [Sex Ep] All D*ck is Trash! (w/ Milly Tamarez, NPR)01/13/2020
    55:27
  56. 64.
    Quarter Mix Representation! (w/ Brittany Carney, Comedy Cellar)01/06/2020
    57:28
  57. 65.
    Waiting For Grandpa to Die So I Can Redo The Kitchen12/30/2019
    44:25
  58. 66.
    Being Emo About Capitalism (w/ Fareeha Khan, MTV)12/23/2019
    57:08
  59. 67.
    The History Class You Never Took (w/ Min Jin Lee, Pachinko)12/16/2019
    1:11:24
  60. 68.
    YouTube Stars For a Day! (w/ David & Andrew Fung, Fung Bros)12/09/2019
    57:50
  61. 69.
    OK T.I.’s Gynecologist (w/ MC Jin, BET)12/02/2019
    57:08
  62. 70.
    ANA Live: Fusion! (w/ Ronny Chieng & Michelle Zauner)11/25/2019
    1:12:55
  63. 71.
    Are White People Scared of This Podcast? (w/ Irene Tu, Comedy Central)11/18/2019
    57:08
  64. 72.
    QUEER EYE JAPAN! (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka, Eric Andre Show)11/11/2019
    1:01:01
  65. 73.
    Problematic Pokémon (w/ Randall Otis, The Daily Show)11/04/2019
    1:06:09
  66. 74.
    A Rapper Starter Kit From Marshalls (w/ Bohan Phoenix, EMPIRE)10/28/2019
    1:03:59
  67. 75.
    Azn F**kBois 101 (w/ Terry Nguyen, Vox) 10/21/2019
    1:04:13
  68. 76.
    ANA Live: Poppin' Cherries! (w/ Brian Park & Bohan Phoenix)10/14/2019
    1:13:52
  69. 77.
    The Japanese Apology (w/ Nimesh Patel, SNL)10/07/2019
    1:18:14
  70. 78.
    Don’t Slide into My Mom’s DMs (w/ Tori & Lulu Piskin, Got It From My Momma Podcast)09/30/2019
    1:17:23
  71. 79.
    Azn Baby Girls 101 (w/ Joann Park & Jaeki Cho, $6.99 Per Pound Podcast)09/23/2019
    1:18:27
  72. 80.
    I Don’t Think So, Oppa! (w/ Bowen Yang, SNL)09/16/2019
    1:26:34
  73. 81.
    [Bonus] Saturday Night Live Fiasco (w/ Julia Shiplett, HBO)09/15/2019
    47:33
  74. 82.
    [Sex Ep] 404 Error: Boner Cannot Be Found (w/ Brian Park & Youngmi Mayer)09/09/2019
    1:21:28
  75. 83.
    Where Are You From? (w/ Nataly Aukar, Opener for Gad El Maleh)09/02/2019
    1:30:50
  76. 84.
    The Original Slaysian (w/ Slayrizz, VICE)08/26/2019
    1:16:11
  77. 85.
    Roasted By My Asian Mom (w/ Daniel K. Isaac, Showtime's Billions)08/19/2019
    1:24:29
  78. 86.
    I’m Not a Teen, Not Yet a MILF (w/ Asa Akira, PornHub)08/12/2019
    1:26:38
  79. 87.
    Call Your Friends to Prevent Gender Reveal Parties08/05/2019
    49:23
  80. 88.
    Ryu VS. Dhalsim (w/ Mango Bae Podcast)07/29/2019
    1:09:39
  81. 89.
    Product Recall for Men (w/ Liz Kim, Instagram)07/22/2019
    1:28:22
  82. 90.
    Comedians VS. Asian Audience Members (w/ Elena Yamamoto & Yael Peet, VICE Munchies)07/15/2019
    1:25:22
  83. 91.
    Rice, but with Molly (w/ Phoebe Tran & Angeline Gragasin)07/08/2019
    1:09:46
  84. 92.
    My Open, Then Closed, Relationship (w/ Bryan Yang, BuzzFeed)07/01/2019
    1:24:01
  85. 93.
    Asian Mom 2.0 (w/ Youngmi Mayer, Mission Chinese Food) 06/24/2019
    1:31:14
  86. 94.
    This Art Piece Needs More Blood and Dead People06/17/2019
    50:03
  87. 95.
    Black Twitter 101 (w/ Norlex Belma, PBS)06/10/2019
    1:26:04
  88. 96.
    Hot Guy Imposter Syndrome (w/ Alexander Hodge, HBO’s Insecure)06/03/2019
    1:11:02
  89. 97.
    I F*** with 2 Chainz & The Periodic Table (w/ X Mayo, The Daily Show)05/28/2019
    1:31:47
  90. 98.
    Asian Not Asian TRAILER05/25/2019
    0:37
  91. 99.
    [Sex Ep] The Horny Update (w/ Brian Park & Julia Shiplett)05/20/2019
    1:20:51
  92. 100.
    The Weed was in the Soy Sauce (w/ Vicki Ho & Kathleen Tso, Banana Magazine)05/13/2019
    1:28:59
  93. 101.
    I Pooped My Pants and Lost a Friend05/06/2019
    30:54
  94. 102.
    Captain America of the Race War (w/ Kenice Mobley, 2 Dope Queens)04/29/2019
    1:30:27
  95. 103.
    Return of ASIAN YELPERS04/22/2019
    41:23
  96. 104.
    [Sex Ep] Asian People Be F***in’ (w/ Brian Park & SJ Son)04/15/2019
    1:28:09
  97. 105.
    I’m a Research & Stats Ho! (w/ Kimmy Yam, Huffington Post)04/08/2019
    1:18:24
  98. 106.
    Tex-Mex Asians (w/ Atheer Yacoub & Leila Barghouty, The No Fly List Podcast)04/01/2019
    1:19:24
  99. 107.
    Sk8 or Die or Be Nice Asian Boys (w/ Johnny Ngan & Esteban Jefferson, Canal NY)03/25/2019
    1:04:58
  100. 108.
    Everything is About Periods (w/ Nadya Okamoto, PERIOD)03/18/2019
    1:09:10
  101. 109.
    Hapas: The Gateway Asians (w/ Julia Shiplett, HBO)03/11/2019
    1:13:31
  102. 110.
    Chicanos in Japan03/04/2019
    34:26
  103. 111.
    Stay Away From My Panties02/25/2019
    1:00:37
  104. 112.
    Assistant to the Regional Curator (w/ Jessie Man, The Whitney Museum)02/19/2019
    1:10:27
  105. 113.
    Thumbs Down Emoji From Dad (w/ Natasha Vaynblat, Comedy Central)02/11/2019
    1:13:52
  106. 114.
    The Year is 471702/04/2019
    55:59
  107. 115.
    A Little of This and a Little of That (w/ Simone Jacobson, Toli Moli)01/28/2019
    1:21:12
  108. 116.
    Escaping the Algorithm (w/ Cherie Hu, Billboard)01/21/2019
    1:09:14
  109. 117.
    The Devil Wears Japanese Denim (w/ Jian DeLeon, Highsnobiety)01/14/2019
    1:06:15
  110. 118.
    The Handwritten Letter (w/ Subhah Agarwal, The Jim Jeffries Show)01/07/2019
    1:07:30
  111. 119.
    The Wrap-Up12/24/2018
    42:27
  112. 120.
    Grandma's Forbidden Fist (w/ Ronny Chieng, Crazy Rich Asians)12/17/2018
    1:16:10
  113. 121.
    Winter is Coming (w/ Woody Fu, Funny or Die)12/10/2018
    1:03:24
  114. 122.
    Big Dick White Girl Energy12/03/2018
    52:31
  115. 123.
    Interracial Dating is A-Ok!11/26/2018
    36:44
  116. 124.
    OG Asian-Americans (w/ Jes Tom, NBC)11/19/2018
    1:05:33
  117. 125.
    Horny for Dyson Vacuums & Rolex Watches11/12/2018
    35:27
  118. 126.
    I Loved Kumon and Harvard was Fun (w/ Karen Chee, The New Yorker)11/05/2018
    1:00:44
  119. 127.
    The Asian “O” Face10/29/2018
    42:33
  120. 128.
    "Cool" Asians (w/ Vicki Ho & Kathleen Tso, Banana Magazine)10/22/2018
    1:04:20
  121. 129.
    Down With The Sickness10/17/2018
    47:25
  122. 130.
    Awkwafina on SNL is Our Halley's Comet10/08/2018
    39:35
  123. 131.
    To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before (w/ Lily Du, UCB) 10/01/2018
    53:29
  124. 132.
    GRINDR09/24/2018
    30:38
  125. 133.
    The Bro Out (w/ Brian Park, VICE)09/17/2018
    1:11:28
  126. 134.
    Asian Superheroines09/10/2018
    30:19
  127. 135.
    I Followed My Dreams and Regretted It09/03/2018
    40:25
  128. 136.
    Getting Disciplined At School08/27/2018
    37:08
  129. 137.
    We Live to Watch Crazy Rich Asians Another Day08/20/2018
    43:18
  130. 138.
    The Nail Salon Brawl08/13/2018
    32:31
  131. 139.
    Will Middle America Pay $15 to See Some Chinese People?08/06/2018
    33:19
  132. 140.
    Asian Game of Thrones: The Benihana Story07/30/2018
    35:09
  133. 141.
    Best Week Ever For Asians07/23/2018
    33:15
  134. 142.
    The Movie About the Thai Cave Boys (w/ Jordan Mendoza, Comedy Central)07/16/2018
    45:05
  135. 143.
    Asian Sports Center!07/09/2018
    31:09
  136. 144.
    Explaining Open Relationships to Your Immigrant Parents07/02/2018
    33:11
  137. 145.
    Asian Yelpers LIVE!06/25/2018
    31:21
  138. 146.
    3 Courageous Asians Who Got Denied From Harvard (w/ SJ Son, TBS)06/18/2018
    39:52
  139. 147.
    Bourdain Was One of the Good Ones06/11/2018
    37:23
  140. 148.
    How We Became K-Pop Fanboys06/05/2018
    38:22
  141. 149.
    Nobody Respects Karate Anymore05/28/2018
    28:01
  142. 150.
    Hot Asian Guy Alert!05/21/2018
    29:09
  143. 151.
    Panda Express is the "Side Ho” of Asian Food05/14/2018
    30:23
  144. 152.
    Guide to Qi Paos for White Ladies05/07/2018
    29:31
  145. 153.
    We’d Probably Still Eat at Yellow Fever04/30/2018
    33:52
  146. 154.
    Asian Prom04/23/2018
    30:42
  147. 155.
    If Obama was Asian04/16/2018
    36:01
  148. 156.
    Intro to Geisha Tattoos for White Guys04/09/2018
    33:57
  149. 157.
    Asians with Attitude (Asian Yelpers)04/02/2018
    36:54
  150. 158.
    Taking Piano Lessons to Become a Lawyer03/26/2018
    32:28
  151. 159.
    Guys We (Haven’t) F*****d03/19/2018
    37:50
  152. 160.
    The "Whitewashing" Bechdel Test03/12/2018
    37:12
  153. 161.
    Good Facials03/03/2018
    44:29
  154. 162.
    Hot Eastern European Bots02/26/2018
    38:59
  155. 163.
    The Rice Cooker02/26/2018
    44:38

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