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The Awkward Human Survival Guide

By 5by5

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life. Got a question or comment? Visit awkward.email for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too! If you love the show, please help us keep making them! (This does not require a financial contribution.) \*\*NSFW\*\* Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.

  1. 1.
    249: Lumpy Thick Thighs in Tight Pants06/09/2019
    1:13:13
  2. 2.
    248: Shawarma Butt Tattoo: Hot or Not?05/28/2019
    1:07:00
  3. 3.
    247: Not Married Without Children05/05/2019
    58:51
  4. 4.
    246: Hallways for Hotdogs04/25/2019
    1:14:44
  5. 5.
    245: You Got Room'd04/11/2019
    51:48
  6. 6.
    244: Gourmet Foot Recipes04/07/2019
    1:02:00
  7. 7.
    243: ATM03/29/2019
    1:02:42
  8. 8.
    242: Silicon Beach03/24/2019
    1:14:45
  1. 9.
    241: Whisper Torture03/02/2019
    54:18
  2. 10.
    240: Shoes and a Side Sandwich02/24/2019
    1:09:07
  3. 11.
    239: Awkward Human's "A Series of Unfortunate Anal Dilemmas"02/21/2019
    1:11:14
  4. 12.
    238: Turd Locker III: The Phantom Pooper02/10/2019
    1:12:27
  5. 13.
    237: Pears!01/27/2019
    1:00:05
  6. 14.
    236: Peeing for Feminism01/20/2019
    1:09:49
  7. 15.
    235: Hustle!01/17/2019
    55:16
  8. 16.
    234: Turd Locker II: Revenge of the Turd01/13/2019
    1:21:49
  9. 17.
    233: Too Much Anal!01/07/2019
    55:28
  10. 18.
    232: Adjustable Orgasms01/06/2019
    1:08:25
  11. 19.
    231: Bidar11/11/2018
    59:30
  12. 20.
    230: Lickin' Lily11/04/2018
    1:09:08
  13. 21.
    229: Unrequited Hate10/28/2018
    1:12:02
  14. 22.
    228: Picking Dicks with Camel Toe Erica10/21/2018
    1:08:04
  15. 23.
    227: The Nuggs Fairy10/17/2018
    1:01:32
  16. 24.
    226: Wall of Fish10/10/2018
    1:06:02
  17. 25.
    225: Cucooking and Organisming10/01/2018
    1:04:52
  18. 26.
    224: Momfrontation09/13/2018
    1:00:43
  19. 27.
    223: A Fine Pussage09/09/2018
    54:45
  20. 28.
    222: Deja Vu09/02/2018
    1:02:52
  21. 29.
    221: Chicken-Titted08/28/2018
    1:08:22
  22. 30.
    220: Old Car Jizz08/05/2018
    1:12:22
  23. 31.
    219: The Oclophobia Boat08/02/2018
    56:26
  24. 32.
    218: No Sheep in My Butt!07/24/2018
    1:05:16
  25. 33.
    217: Lick That Cupcake!07/15/2018
    1:10:12
  26. 34.
    215: Oops, I Talked My Abusive Father Out of a Coma!06/20/2018
    1:03:56
  27. 35.
    214: Touch of Gay06/20/2018
    1:15:28
  28. 36.
    216: Tickle Her Elmo06/11/2018
    1:01:41
  29. 37.
    213: Your Erica Is Ready06/10/2018
    1:25:12
  30. 38.
    212: First Daints06/07/2018
    1:09:36
  31. 39.
    211: Flat Earth, Flat Universe, Plumpy Birgina05/28/2018
    1:09:58
  32. 40.
    210: Building a Mystery05/20/2018
    1:07:31
  33. 41.
    209: BFF: Business, Fighting, and Fucking05/14/2018
    1:00:39
  34. 42.
    208: The Abu Dhabi Bar Mitzvah05/06/2018
    1:36:31
  35. 43.
    207: Oops, I Found God in Korea!04/29/2018
    1:08:02
  36. 44.
    206: Gays, Gaze, and Grapes!04/22/2018
    1:18:52
  37. 45.
    205: Different Cat Different Bread04/08/2018
    1:17:45
  38. 46.
    204: How to Unfuck Your Brain04/02/2018
    1:22:40
  39. 47.
    203: The Awkward Teen Survival Guide03/25/2018
    1:20:07
  40. 48.
    202: Cheese for Breakfast!03/13/2018
    1:19:13
  41. 49.
    201: Mystery Advice Theater 200: Part II03/09/2018
    39:01
  42. 50.
    200: Mystery Advice Theater 200: Part I02/19/2018
    58:48
  43. 51.
    199: Harashment02/18/2018
    1:00:30
  44. 52.
    198: Super Oops02/11/2018
    1:17:52
  45. 53.
    197: Ménage of the Month02/05/2018
    1:18:42
  46. 54.
    196: The Real Bob Larson Exorcism Experience (and Sex on/with the Moon?)01/28/2018
    1:05:20
  47. 55.
    195: The Wrong Reason to Have an Abortion01/22/2018
    1:08:17
  48. 56.
    194: Origin of the Floater12/23/2017
    1:00:50
  49. 57.
    193: Milk Grandma12/18/2017
    1:02:56
  50. 58.
    192: Thanksgiving Part II: Sexy Vertibrumbs12/11/2017
    1:00:20
  51. 59.
    191: Thanksgiving Part I: SUILF12/04/2017
    57:11
  52. 60.
    190: Thanks, AIDS11/22/2017
    1:06:47
  53. 61.
    189: Oops, I Peed in Your Mouth!11/12/2017
    1:07:14
  54. 62.
    188: Don't Lick Cucumbers in Greek Monestaries11/12/2017
    1:04:05
  55. 63.
    187: Moons Over My Danny11/01/2017
    1:21:56
  56. 64.
    186: Pubic Afffairs10/22/2017
    53:58
  57. 65.
    185: A Very Weird Sensation10/09/2017
    1:08:46
  58. 66.
    184: An Ode to Foxy's10/02/2017
    58:30
  59. 67.
    183: For the Love of Debt Relief09/25/2017
    1:09:22
  60. 68.
    182: The Awkward Robot Survival Guide09/17/2017
    22:04
  61. 69.
    181: Dip & Flip09/10/2017
    1:11:16
  62. 70.
    180: Erica's Sexual Data Science: Munging Edition09/06/2017
    1:25:12
  63. 71.
    179: Game of Threes: A Song of Missile and Motor Oil08/31/2017
    1:01:13
  64. 72.
    178: Dowry of the Puss08/21/2017
    1:20:18
  65. 73.
    177: The Butt Whisperer08/17/2017
    1:31:18
  66. 74.
    176: Homeless Hotdogs and Titty Towels08/07/2017
    1:20:59
  67. 75.
    175: The Anal Book of Mormon07/30/2017
    1:07:47
  68. 76.
    174: Asexual Turd Twisters07/27/2017
    1:06:39
  69. 77.
    173: A Dead Man's Foreskin07/22/2017
    1:12:30
  70. 78.
    172: A Penis That's a Hand Is Worth Five in the Bush07/04/2017
    1:08:17
  71. 79.
    171: The Vagina People06/30/2017
    1:02:48
  72. 80.
    170: Hot Octopus06/20/2017
    1:27:20
  73. 81.
    169: Is This Real Life?06/16/2017
    1:06:54
  74. 82.
    168: Penis Elbow06/05/2017
    1:06:54
  75. 83.
    167: How Moist Is Your Mom?05/29/2017
    1:21:35
  76. 84.
    166: Hacked05/24/2017
    1:29:09
  77. 85.
    165: Paleo Pete and the Mystery of the Poop Trance05/15/2017
    1:29:08
  78. 86.
    164: Pirates of the Orgasmic Ocean: The Curse of Peg Leg Pauline05/08/2017
    1:15:40
  79. 87.
    163: Facials Are All Fun and Games Until Somebody Cums in an Eyeball05/01/2017
    1:25:29
  80. 88.
    162: Cumming Between Friends04/24/2017
    1:16:03
  81. 89.
    161: Chest Humping04/16/2017
    1:17:47
  82. 90.
    160: The Red Pill04/16/2017
    1:25:40
  83. 91.
    159: The Domino Effect: HPV Edition04/05/2017
    1:23:24
  84. 92.
    158: The Unflushable Shituation03/27/2017
    1:08:21
  85. 93.
    157: Three Awkward Years: Part II03/22/2017
    59:10
  86. 94.
    156: Three Awkward Years: Part I03/14/2017
    1:15:41
  87. 95.
    155: Fat Allison's Pungent Bathroom Odors03/06/2017
    1:11:10
  88. 96.
    154: Hangin' and Bangin' with Catwoman02/27/2017
    1:07:09
  89. 97.
    153: Renette Tubwegger02/20/2017
    1:14:12
  90. 98.
    152: Guccirrhea02/13/2017
    1:03:39
  91. 99.
    151: Twinkies in the Wind02/08/2017
    1:36:42
  92. 100.
    150: Fondler's Amnesia01/30/2017
    1:43:37
  93. 101.
    149: #NotMyQuestion01/24/2017
    1:16:44
  94. 102.
    148: Recipes, Please!01/17/2017
    1:11:05
  95. 103.
    147: Droopy Dog's Fancy New Vagina01/13/2017
    1:26:25
  96. 104.
    146: Bernice the Rice Princess Rides the Struggle Bus01/03/2017
    1:36:22
  97. 105.
    145: Protein Pants12/27/2016
    1:27:08
  98. 106.
    144: Welcome to the Fuchur12/20/2016
    1:05:25
  99. 107.
    142: Love Farts (with Cards Against Humanity)12/12/2016
    1:22:11
  100. 108.
    143: Klegmania and the Fuchur12/09/2016
    1:05:29
  101. 109.
    141: The Pubic Dolphin Emerges12/05/2016
    1:08:42
  102. 110.
    140: Caucasian Discrimination11/30/2016
    1:02:10
  103. 111.
    139: Klegman's Ransom11/29/2016
    8:00
  104. 112.
    138: The Pegging Continuum10/31/2016
    1:35:18
  105. 113.
    137: Uh Oh Spaghetti-O, Motha F$%&@!10/26/2016
    1:13:00
  106. 114.
    136: This or That: To Eat or Poop a Pinecone10/17/2016
    1:34:21
  107. 115.
    135: Daddy Issues10/10/2016
    1:44:26
  108. 116.
    134: Mexican-Flavored Diabetes, Bro10/04/2016
    1:00:03
  109. 117.
    133: Spitroasting the Pooch09/27/2016
    1:19:27
  110. 118.
    132: Truth or Dare09/23/2016
    1:24:50
  111. 119.
    131: Fashion Santa09/13/2016
    1:24:43
  112. 120.
    130: Santa School09/09/2016
    1:36:58
  113. 121.
    129: Head Trauma Ethics08/30/2016
    1:10:16
  114. 122.
    128: HIV Robot08/23/2016
    1:02:51
  115. 123.
    127: She's All Thumb08/14/2016
    1:04:28
  116. 124.
    126: Erica's Sass08/09/2016
    1:29:41
  117. 125.
    125: All Hands on Dick08/02/2016
    1:25:24
  118. 126.
    124: #Goddamn #Suits07/27/2016
    1:33:20
  119. 127.
    123: Big Black Cake07/19/2016
    2:10:12
  120. 128.
    122: Taxes for 'Tutes07/13/2016
    1:42:16
  121. 129.
    121: The Brat and the Rat Discuss Movies07/06/2016
    48:18
  122. 130.
    120: Drag for Pets06/23/2016
    1:06:54
  123. 131.
    119: The Girlfriend Experience06/21/2016
    1:20:58
  124. 132.
    118: Fursonas06/14/2016
    1:45:14
  125. 133.
    117: The People Walker06/07/2016
    1:45:19
  126. 134.
    116: Boy Club06/01/2016
    1:11:05
  127. 135.
    115: Cherries: You Can't Pop Just One (the Same Way)05/25/2016
    1:09:04
  128. 136.
    114: Filtered Farts05/18/2016
    1:49:33
  129. 137.
    113: Wet Goddess05/11/2016
    1:31:47
  130. 138.
    112: Douche to the Max!05/03/2016
    1:44:17
  131. 139.
    111: Pink Cheeks and Anal Bleach04/26/2016
    1:42:37
  132. 140.
    110: My Father the Retarded Narwhal04/19/2016
    1:34:28
  133. 141.
    109: A Taint to Call Home04/13/2016
    1:30:20
  134. 142.
    108: She Squirts First04/05/2016
    1:30:47
  135. 143.
    107: Death by Sadness03/28/2016
    1:29:20
  136. 144.
    106: Striking Oil03/22/2016
    1:30:06
  137. 145.
    105: You Say Yes, Sir!03/15/2016
    1:36:34
  138. 146.
    104: The Anatomy of Apples and Oranges03/08/2016
    1:19:36
  139. 147.
    103: Always Be Dripping03/01/2016
    59:07
  140. 148.
    102: Go Blow Yourself Off a Cliff02/23/2016
    1:19:17
  141. 149.
    101: Hoverboard Blowies for Brain Damaged Spouses02/16/2016
    54:16
  142. 150.
    100: The Big 100 (AKA Don't Eat My Boyfriends!)02/10/2016
    1:07:42
  143. 151.
    99: Texting the Void02/03/2016
    1:17:26
  144. 152.
    98: Pepto Bismalt01/27/2016
    59:11
  145. 153.
    97: The Maid of Awkward01/19/2016
    1:32:25
  146. 154.
    96: The First Rule of Fart Club01/12/2016
    1:13:12
  147. 155.
    95: Ass Candy01/05/2016
    1:47:29
  148. 156.
    94: Look Who's Back! (It's Hitler)12/30/2015
    55:01
  149. 157.
    93: Date Crepe12/22/2015
    1:14:40
  150. 158.
    92: Awkward Night Live with Brett and Lucas12/15/2015
    1:16:14
  151. 159.
    91: Back to the Attic12/08/2015
    57:08
  152. 160.
    90: Peanut Butter D-Cups12/01/2015
    1:57:57
  153. 161.
    89: Next Gen Boy: The New Beginnings11/24/2015
    1:43:24
  154. 162.
    88: Formophobia11/15/2015
    1:13:55
  155. 163.
    87: Cuddle-Appropriate Breakfast Food11/10/2015
    1:28:29
  156. 164.
    86: The Hunchback of Pound Town11/02/2015
    1:15:07
  157. 165.
    85: The Grandfather, the Early Bird, and the Horny Ghost10/27/2015
    1:13:21
  158. 166.
    84: Come on In! The Water's...Full of Cum10/20/2015
    1:23:02
  159. 167.
    83: The Pussy Chute10/13/2015
    1:09:06
  160. 168.
    82: Sock It to Someone Else10/07/2015
    1:21:32
  161. 169.
    81: Syphilis on Wall Street09/29/2015
    1:09:02
  162. 170.
    80: Sensual Pasta09/23/2015
    1:08:35
  163. 171.
    79: Crazy Ex-travaganza09/14/2015
    1:22:22
  164. 172.
    78: When You Stop Being Human and Start Being a Hole09/08/2015
    1:40:42
  165. 173.
    77: Artisanal Water Bitches09/01/2015
    1:24:40
  166. 174.
    76: Schindler's Rape Mystery08/25/2015
    51:54
  167. 175.
    75: #Brohole08/18/2015
    1:33:25
  168. 176.
    74: Hard Boiled Times08/10/2015
    1:34:17
  169. 177.
    73: Breaking Brad: Part II08/04/2015
    1:19:20
  170. 178.
    72: Fat Condoleezza Rice07/29/2015
    48:14
  171. 179.
    71: Post-Coital Catatonia07/22/2015
    1:27:56
  172. 180.
    70: Bisexual Brain Vomit07/14/2015
    1:05:30
  173. 181.
    69: You Say Pecan, I Say Pee Can07/08/2015
    1:28:48
  174. 182.
    68: Introduction to Bromantic Philosophy06/30/2015
    1:35:17
  175. 183.
    67: Toenails and Tampons06/23/2015
    1:02:28
  176. 184.
    66: Like If Donald Trump Was a Foot06/15/2015
    1:03:08
  177. 185.
    65: Love and Patricide06/09/2015
    1:16:39
  178. 186.
    64: Arby's Girl06/02/2015
    1:00:33
  179. 187.
    63: I Pity the Fool 05/26/2015
    58:37
  180. 188.
    62: Sex Karate05/19/2015
    1:04:54
  181. 189.
    61: Boobs, Floaters, and Other Toilet Goodies05/12/2015
    1:08:27
  182. 190.
    60: That's About Right05/05/2015
    50:10
  183. 191.
    59: The Doodie Fairy04/27/2015
    1:00:06
  184. 192.
    58: Guiyé04/21/2015
    1:02:43
  185. 193.
    57: Fabulous Fisting04/13/2015
    1:13:55
  186. 194.
    56: The Brat and the Rat Ride the Urinicorn04/07/2015
    1:04:11
  187. 195.
    55: Like an Abortion at the Dentist03/31/2015
    1:26:57
  188. 196.
    54: Hug and Roll03/24/2015
    1:22:33
  189. 197.
    53: Uber: the New Meal on Wheels03/17/2015
    1:10:24
  190. 198.
    52: Pregnant at 61 (Our One Year Anniversary Special)03/10/2015
    1:36:04
  191. 199.
    51: My Boyfriend Wants to Be a Sex Offender03/03/2015
    1:14:33
  192. 200.
    50: Hassids and Hipsters: A Love Story02/24/2015
    1:09:26

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