The Drunken Menace

The Drunken Menace

A group of rebel scum crack open multiple beers to discuss all that is Star Wars, Marvel, DC and other geek news that has crash landed in their Cantina. Expect much slurring of words and extreme rambling as we stagger around the geek universe. These are the Drunks you are looking for!

Glass Cleaner: James Anderson Brown Barman: Ben Joinson

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Why hello there! In this episode we get steaming drunk (suprise!) and get really angry about Lord Of The Rings, John Wayne being in Star Wars while we get lost in the multiverse!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Sep 12

1 hr 10 min

Hello there! In this episode we talk absolute drunken rubbish covering why Thundercats aren't very good, Safari Parks, He-Man, shiney things and touching Iron-Man... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Aug 3

1 hr 28 min

Why hello there! In this episode we get totally drunk and talk threesomes, Crabstickman, getting bored watching a Marvel trailer, Indiana Jones, Yak-Face International Man Of Mystery and then destroy Star Wars again by mistake but we still love it!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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May 30

1 hr 48 min

Why hello there! In our most drunken episode yet we manage to get the name wrong of every single person from Star Wars, Marvel and who knows what in a drooling mouth mess including being unable to remember Harrison Ford's name! We also have an unhinged rant about breakfast cereal, travel and actually discuss Falcon And The Winter Soldier, Ghostbuster, Transformers, Masters Of The Universe…...plus The Human Torch Light, Youtube Rabbit Holes and something to do with UFO’s and Wive’s being turned into chocolate bars. This is just a collection of words put together badly! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Apr 26

1 hr 44 min

Holy Doctor Assfelt! We are 2 years old of talking rubbish! In this episode we celebrate our 2 year anniversary talking TV show Dildo's, we are so drunk we can't say Jack Snyder's Justice League, we mess up Star Wars character names and drink away our vaccine woes!  Enjoy! Cheers!   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Apr 3

1 hr 10 min

Well hello there! In this episode we get totally drunk again, get totally confused about Marvel release dates with Falcon And The Sprinkle Shoulder, we talk about THAT Star Wars Ben Shapiro interview which brings a new meaning to product placement. Man breaks wind so bad he clears a building site, one of us sharts, plus a story about being attacked by a Crow dressed as Darth Vader. Cheers!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Mar 5

1 hr 25 min

Why hello there! In this episode we get really really drunk and talk Biscuits, Swedish disaster movies and Prince Phillip as Thrawn! For all the best Geek podcasts check out: http://geekcasts.net/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Feb 9

1 hr

Hello there! In this episode we give our frank review of 2020, Ninja's, Stuffed Dogs, Cat's in Handbags, Gangster Turkey's! Also Obi answers your questions!  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jan 3

42 min 15 sec

Hello there! In this episode we say Merry Christmas with a very special Boba Fett song, we talk the 100 million new projects from Disney, including our interesting take on Lando the show and Marvel Bingo! Plus man has sex with a tree! *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Dec 2020

1 hr 19 min

Hello there! In this episode we talk how mundane Covid lockdown life is, including box fillers, shredding and leaf blowing! We provide the worst ever three episode review of The Mandalorian and Gary De Noia is back having a good old Ghost orgy!  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Nov 2020

1 hr 18 min

I Know What You Did Last Tuesday! In this episode Ben admits that he has never seen a scary movie, seriously he hasn't even seen The Shining! Or The Exorcist! Or A Nightmare On Elm Street! Or Halloween!  We also remember the wet dog smelling wax jacket VHS porno renting man from the 80's and some real life Ghost stories! Plus the stunning story of a lady calling off a wedding to a Ghost!  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Oct 2020

1 hr 13 min

Hello there! We manage to reach 30 episodes of this rubbish! So we celebrate talking about what a git R2-D2 was with his Fire Slippers, bad Star Wars merchandise, special celebrity messages and a corking  masturbating competition news story featuring Chief Inspector Willy Deeping! *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Oct 2020

1 hr 13 min

Hello there! This episode we talk Pies! Including finger Pies, Pie Hats and Magnum P.I.E! Also Samuel L Yoda, Covid Batman, a new TV show with really bad Cosplay we made up and Mick Hucknall getting his end away!  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Sep 2020

1 hr 23 min

Hello There! In this episode we accidentally find a massive flaw in The Last Jedi, we discuss our own Inner Monologues and one of the worst vulgar news stories of all time with...."I bought Poundland's "Gucci" pumps - now I'm drowning in Pu**y."   *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Aug 2020

1 hr 18 min

Hello there! In this episode Obi-Wan And Anakin Star In The Sitcom Rule Of Two! Liar! We get very drunk during Who Shot First, Spider-Man and Slimer from Ghostbusters face off, plus a news story where some real life Ghostbusters bump into a porno shoot.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. We are part of the Geekcasts Podcast Network: www.geekcasts.net Intro music by Pop Will Eat Itself --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jul 2020

1 hr 21 min

Hello there! Welcome to The Drunken Menace Podcast! In this episode...... 00:00: Lets drink and play with our helmets!  9:34: Star Wars News! Midichlorians chat, Star Trek and the 94 Whale Testicles.  40:42: Geek News! Featuring Transformers, Batman, Ninja Turtles, Rocky, The Flash all in a multiverse.  1:02:14: Vs Challenge.....Spider-Man Vs Aquaman! Spidey Squirts!  1:14:05: Monty You Terrible C**t! This week Elderly couple refuse to pay £200 bill in pay-per-view porn row!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jul 2020

1 hr 32 min

Hello there! Welcome to The Drunken Menace Podcast! In this episode...... 00:00: Ben has a "Man Grump" which we explain for all the people who have ever wondered where they appear from! 10:58: We actually talk about Star Wars including new games, Kylo Ren's back story and lets love Star Wars again.  50:35: Vs Challenge The Hulk Vs The Thing from Fantastic Four!   59:12: Monty You Terrible C**t! This weeks story  "Man 'dating ghost' fears she's cheating on him by bonking other men during lockdown." Gary De Noia, 36, says he's been in a relationship with a ghost for over two years. While things were great at first, they're facing some trouble now. Spooooooooky!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jun 2020

1 hr 15 min

The Drunken Menace Presents: Fakey Remakey - The Goonies Welcome to Fakey Remakey the show where we recast, reboot, relaunch films with a whole new cast......badly!  This episode we remake the classic The Goonies featuring The Rock, Dutch Josh Gad and Donald Trump!  Fakey Remakey is part of the Geekcasts Podcast Network: http://geekcasts.net/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jun 2020

1 hr 3 min

Welcome to The Drunken Menace Podcast with an all new show format! Featuring.... 8:10: Who Shot First! - We ask each other five Star Wars questions, get it wrong and down a shot! With added Flappy Face Bug C**t!  30:04: Star Wars News - With a really crazy C3-PO fan theory and how he was unknowingly a spy for the Empire!  54:59: Vs Challenge - We make Harry Potter and Doctor Who have a good old punch up.  1:22:40: Monty You Terrible C**t!!! - We find our terrible person of the week, this week is a man who shagged his Chicken Chicken Sunday Dinner!     --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jun 2020

1 hr 34 min

Hello there! In this episode we do an absolutely solid Star Wars Quiz where one of us fails miserably to even get one answer right, we attempt a Top Trumps Star Wars Character Vs Character test and we find out that Darth Vader stinks of piss! Plus Nick Nolte's Question Of The week! May The 4th Be With You!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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May 2020

1 hr 28 min

Hello There! In this episode we talk about masturbating in public! Star Wars news! Indiana Jones! We remake Young Guns and a very embarrassing story about nearly meeting Steven Spielberg.......... Sponsored by: The Castro Van Sanchez 5.99 Direct To Your Door Store! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Apr 2020

1 hr 24 min

Hello There! Yes we have made it to a full year of broadcasting! In this episode we give out awards for the best stuff of the last 12 months! With an added Lord Of The Rings Gherkin story! Enjoy!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Apr 2020

1 hr 35 min

In this episode we slowly descend into drunken isolation madness and talk gibberish about remembering the days when you could ride a train, we create our own Star Wars universe using cardboard boxes and vegetables, also Yakface opens a Barber Shop and making a Snoke figure with your penis.  Then there is the really really embarrassing story about meeting Kevin Smith! Snoogans! Sponsored by: The Castro Van Sanchez 5.99 Direct To Your Door Store --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Mar 2020

1 hr 20 min

Hello There! In this episode we get absolutely smashed downing a shot every time the word "Virus" is said, we also talk which Superhero or Star Wars character you would isolate with and how to have a crafty knuckle shuffle. Also we go into Cats arseholes and Nick Nolte asks who would win in a fight Kylo Ren or Anakin Skywalker!  Sponsored by: The Castro Van Sanchez 5.99 Direct To Your Door Store  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Mar 2020

1 hr 26 min

Hello there! In this episode we smoke, drink and get very drunk discussing The High Republic's banjo playing Jedi, Sheev Clone Cocks, Bob takes over from Bob with added Bob, bobbing and bobbinton, Indy goes wrong and we go full CAGE!   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Mar 2020

1 hr 30 min

The French speak! In this episode we meet Joe Dameron French Taxi Driver, a host of scented candles , we get drunk and rather rude and a good bit of serious talk before falling over! Featuring Rik, JB and Ben all smashed discussing who would win in a fight JJ or  Rian Johnson! Enjoy!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jan 2020

1 hr 33 min

In the first part of this episode Rik, JB and Ben talk how they feel about the Rise Of Skywalker a month after release, the unused script, porn.....porn.....oh yeah and porn.  We will never be able to look Maz in her goggles again!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jan 2020

1 hr 14 min

In this episode we go deep into Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker but our review slowly turns into a Carry On movie....Babu Frik's boner, Palps pops one off, Vader's Helmet and much more rudeness! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jan 2020

2 hr 9 min

In this episode Rik Villanueva joins the show and we discuss our favourite Star Wars moments, The Last Jedi, the future of Star Wars, Maz Kanata topless in her own TV series, we get drunk, we forget things and Nick Nolte gives his question of the week! Merry Christmas!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Dec 2019

1 hr 56 min

In this episode we talk a months worth of Star Wars news, do a full breakdown of the amazing Mandalorian without actually seeing any of it! We also cover Prince Andrews interview, tons of Baby Yoda talk even though we haven't seen him and Jabba’s Sarlacc's Arsepit. Nick Nolte gives us his question of the week involving Pizza..........WE HAVE SPOKEN!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Nov 2019

1 hr 8 min

As a bit of a bonus while get back to the next full episode, here is a drunken rant  mini movie review when we are rather smashed and chit chat away about the brilliance of Joker while on lashings of Whiskey!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Nov 2019

22 min 53 sec

In this episode, James gets horrendously drunk while discussing Zuzio Wokhead, John Cleese as Superman, how rubbish Jurassic Park is and Matt Smith as Klaad in The Rise Of Skywalker. Ben catches a Spider live on air while consuming a vast amount of Whiskey. Also Nick Noltee gives us his question of the week! With added obscure British TV show references for you to Google!  Chin Chin! While Stu is still hungover from the last episode.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Sep 2019

2 hr 19 min

The Drunken Menace Episode 12: The One Where Stu Is So Drunk He Wants To Be A Monkey Dog, Tries to Start A Fight And Nearly Throws Up. A straight up live recording of our host Stu so drunk while trying to talk about Star Wars, he is nearly sick on his Dog, waffles pure nonsense and then disappears. While going through all the stages of being hammered.......all live on air!   This episode is hosted by Nick Nolteeeee.   *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Sep 2019

1 hr 3 min

In this episode JB and Ben breakdown the release of new footage from the Disney Expo D23 while highly intoxicated, making a lot and probably no sense whatsoever. Including seriously bad impressions of Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte and Obi-Wan with visual breakdowns in verbal format. Stu did the right thing and ate a Greek Salad while letting the insanity pass. Contains SPOILERS (maybe).  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Aug 2019

50 min 50 sec

In this Episode we discuss the mind melting end of The Rise of Skywalker and does it involve Twin Arseholes, Palpatine being trapped in Darth Vader's helmet (snarf), Stranger Things 3, Marvel Phase 4 and SDCC, new trailers and Stu's absolute hatred for the Cats movie and James Corden......I mean he really hates James Corden......like a lot. While JB is becoming slightly obsessed with Ghostbusters 2020 and Ben contemplates pies.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jul 2019

1 hr 11 min

The Drunken Menace Episode 9: The One Where Stu Tells Us The Story About Getting Urinated On At A Bon Jovi Gig.   In this episode Stu tells the tale of falling down a hill at a Bon Jovi gig and getting Urinated on due to it being used as a toilet for thousands of Rock fans. We discuss new Flash Gordon cartoon and who should provide the soundtrack (Radiohead.....really?), the controversy about The Little Mermaid casting, Gizmo, Ghostbusters 3, Robocop, Bill and Ted and Halloween.      *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jul 2019

1 hr 4 min

The Drunken Menace Episode 8: The One Where Stu Realizes Each Episode Is Named After Him.   In this episode, the penny finally drops for Stu as he gets to grips that every episode title is a reference to him or something he has said. James takes a bashing for the fact that after 8 episodes his sound is still rubbish and he has no idea how to use a Microphone, Ben stills hates everything and is still posh. In addition we discuss Star Wars, Luke's pleasure hand, Lando's toilet pipes, Godzilla and Kebabs.   *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jun 2019

50 min 41 sec

The Drunken Menace Episode 7: The One Where We Find Out Stu Has Tiny Horse Toes.  In this episode there is virtually no geek news, so we discuss how Stu has weird tiny toes and is probably part Man, part Horse while he tries his upmost to stay awake being totally Wine smashed, with added waffle involving McGuffin's, JB insults Ben with a horrific impression, we all have a revelation that we all hate Michael Mann's films and most importantly how feminism needs to celebrated in modern culture.........that bit was quite serious. Sorry.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jun 2019

50 min 31 sec

The Drunken Menace Episode 6: The One Where We Are So Drunk We Can Only Make Weird Noises And Stu Is Convinced C3-P0 Is Fat.  In this episode we get so drunk we can only muster random noises, while covering such subjects as R2-D2 being a Cockney Gangster, really bad George Lucas impressions and various bad European accents, Stu has some random celebrity stories and is  Convinced C3-P0 Is Fat. *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Jun 2019

1 hr 41 min

The Drunken Menace Episode 5: The One Where Stu Goes To The Toilet With His Microphone On Like Naked Gun.  In this episode we talk about Endgame, Endgame, Endgame, Phantom Menace toys with no value, really bad Bane/Arnie impressions and Stu goes to the toilet with his microphone on.  *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. Sponsored by: Crab Sponges.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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May 2019

1 hr 10 min

 *WARNING: Contains extremely strong language. All views are purely for comedy purposes. We are nice people really. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. The Drunken Menace Episode 4: The One Where Stu Tries To Start A War With New Zealand And We Have A Swear Off.  In this episode we have a Swear Off challenge with fellow Podcasters, Stu insults New Zealand to the point where they might invade the UK, also Australia could be joining them. Avatar, The Matrix sequels, Ewoks winking all get a good blasting mid-drink.   Sponsored by TJ Crabsticks.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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May 2019

1 hr 1 min

The Drunken Menace Episode 3: The One Where Stu Gets Married And Bad Celebrity Impressions. In this episode Ben and James are left to their own devises as Stu is about to get married, so they do their best to insult him and ruin everything before the big day, with added celebrity impressions. In Stu's absence Ben takes the full responsibility of offending people.  James says unlimited power a lot.  Topics include; Sonic The Hedgehog's teeth, Palpatine's return, Mexican Han Solo and Vegas sex cards.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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May 2019

58 min 23 sec

The Drunken Menace Episode 2: The One About Star Wars Celebration and Stu Insults The World. In this episode JB is at Star Wars Celebration (even though he hasn't really seen anything apart from the inside of a Bar), Stu offends pretty much all of modern civilisation and Ben sits there in pure shock of it all. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Apr 2019

1 hr 26 min

 The Drunken Menace.... A group of rebel scum crack open multiple beers to discuss all that is Star Wars and other geek news that has crash landed in their Cantina. Expect much slurring of words and extreme rambling as we stagger around the geek universe. These are the Drunks you are looking for!  Hostess: Stuart Tonks Barman: Ben Joinson Toilet Cleaner: James Brown -------------------------------------------------- The Drunken Menace Episode 1: We Don't Know What We Are Doing........ In this episode we try to work out what the hell we are doing after 2 failed attempts at making a podcast. Including  the use of such words as Crabsticks, Cats, Skywalkers and Child in a Sofa.  Next episode we address why James is more drunk than everyone else in the previous episode and sounds like he is broadcasting from inside a cave, how come Ben is so young he thinks C3-PO has always had a red arm and Stu punches an Elephant.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thedrunkenmenace/message

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Apr 2019

56 min 26 sec