Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake Wexler

Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.

  1. 1.
    Reptile Reviews Part I
    48:31
  2. 2.
    All You Need To Do Stand-up Is A Basketball
    51:32
  3. 3.
    Why Won’t U2 Leave Me Alone
    50:52
  4. 4.
    Comedy & Social Issues; My Legs Gave Birth
    47:07
  5. 5.
    My Ride’s Here: One Year Anniversary Show
    52:07
  6. 6.
    Bad Roommates
    50:45
  7. 7.
    My Body Looks Like a Kia Soul
    41:53
  8. 8.
    Body Parts That’d Be Hilarious-Looking If They Were Huge
    51:33
  1. 9.
    Jawbreaker Candy Ball Gag
    43:18
  2. 10.
    Murder Among The Mormons Guy Does Blake’s Spider Joke
    47:06
  3. 11.
    Is Piglet Winnie-the-Pooh’s Son?
    45:50
  4. 12.
    Peak, Pit and Void
    52:55
  5. 13.
    It's Blake's Birthday for God's Sakes
    19:08
  6. 14.
    Tom Brady’s Skin is Made of Lips
    49:26
  7. 15.
    Fruit
    44:38
  8. 16.
    Ripe for a Ball Pit
    48:41
  9. 17.
    The Muppets, Gonzo is a Pervert, Biden Inauguration
    46:58
  10. 18.
    I Have No Use for Horses, and You Can’t Ride a Donkey
    45:10
  11. 19.
    I Haven’t Clogged a Toilet in Over Four Years
    43:42
  12. 20.
    Gators are America's Most Fascinating Animal
    45:12
  13. 21.
    The Twelve Days of Wexmas
    41:08
  14. 22.
    Animal Life
    1:01:31
  15. 23.
    Behind the Scenes of Blake's New Album: “Live From The Pandemic”
    40:36
  16. 24.
    WEXIUM: The Vow/Seduced, an all-NXIVM episode
    53:44
  17. 25.
    Long-Distance Drinking: The Thanksgiving Episode
    46:19
  18. 26.
    Livin La Vida The Sopranos
    48:49
  19. 27.
    The Rogan Podcast, But For Men
    44:13
  20. 28.
    Electional Support Animals with Georgea Brooks
    1:07:30
  21. 29.
    The Keto Kaelin Diet with comedian Gary Petersen
    58:48
  22. 30.
    Drinking Whiskey With My Girlfriend’s Grandmother
    53:30
  23. 31.
    Laughing About Crying About Old Break-ups
    58:48
  24. 32.
    Blake Picks Apart Everybody's Posts on Nextdoor
    53:15
  25. 33.
    Recapping a Presidential Debate Before It Happens
    50:44
  26. 34.
    How To Look Hot When It’s Cold
    50:05
  27. 35.
    You Must Use Baby Wipes
    56:15
  28. 36.
    Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs
    50:47
  29. 37.
    They Flew An Airplane Into My Legs
    52:24
  30. 38.
    Getting Married During a Pandemic Is Easier Than Cheering for The 76ers w/ Mike Hemcher
    1:10:03
  31. 39.
    Mississippi’s Flag Should Be A Possum Attacking A Google Search Bar
    44:25
  32. 40.
    Movie Theaters Should Sell Chips
    44:19
  33. 41.
    South of the Bored-er
    47:24
  34. 42.
    Back to the Blakesics
    42:32
  35. 43.
    Todd Glass on Stand-Up in the COVID Era
    54:22
  36. 44.
    Blake Records with a Total Stranger
    54:54
  37. 45.
    DeSean Jackson, T&L's 100 At-Home Activities, Different COVID Pages, Common Racist Phrases
    49:33
  38. 46.
    Confederate Statues, Don’t Cook with your Partner, Liverpool, Go for a Damn Drive
    41:28
  39. 47.
    “Cancel Culture”, Blake’s Favorite TV Shows, Athletes Named Smith, Daddy
    55:10
  40. 48.
    A Very Important Tweet, Name-Calling, Relationship Mailbag, Guessing the Rules of Field Hockey, Commercials are Too Loud
    43:30
  41. 49.
    Impeach Old Deuteronomy, Drunk Pro Sports, The Near-Future of Stand-Up, Sex Words
    53:08
  42. 50.
    Black Lives Matter
    36:21

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