John Szeluga and Chris Sorrentino
John is a writer and performer on Impractical Jokers (you may recognize him as the supermarket manager), and Chris is a contributing artist responsible for such memorable pieces as "Suck-Off the Chimp" and "Murder Your Family" (you may also recognize him as the guy who peed on Sal).
Long before Impractical Jokers even existed, these two best friends were performing together in bars and basements all over Staten Island. Now they get together once a week to crack each other up over a few drinks while recording the Super Live Adventure Podcast, a ridiculous, uncensored, NSFW collection of stories, improvised craziness, and bizarre listener phone calls from the greatest podcast community in the universe!
Laura joins us for our first live show since before the pandemic! We talk about disgraced former congressman (and recently elected Staten Island Borough President) Vito Fossella, making Christmas great again, The Jetsons, how garbage men have sex, the next pandemic, Home Alone sexual fantasies, and more! PLUS a Ghostbusters: Afterlife movie review from Li'l Eddie and a musical voicemail from Fart Guy. Recorded in front of a live audience at the home of Manny Rondon and Molly Lisenco on Thanksgiving Eve 2021. This episode is brought to you by DarthDabs.com. Use promo code "SLAP" at checkout for 15% off glass bubblers, pipes, bongs, and rigs!
37 min 41 sec
Lock the kids in the pantry and leave some tacos for the dog! Mom's got her feet in the hot dog water, and Dad's boppin' the baloney on VHS! Better pop a few Cold-Eeze and dry that sack, 'cause wedding bells (and smells) are in the air! Brought to you by Darth Dabs. Visit darthdabs.com and use promo code "SLAP" at checkout for 15% off your total order.
48 min 48 sec
Never add a mullet to a ghost costume, NEVER mess with Harriet Tubman, and NEVER, EVER TRUST STEVE HARVEY. PLUS voicemails from Fart Guy, Li'l Eddie, Shmurgler (not) the Burglar, and our old pal Vert! This episode is brought to you by Darth Dabs. Visit darthdabs.com and use promo code "SLAP" for 15% off at checkout!
46 min 52 sec
When John and Laura can't agree on which Sanderson sister to be next Halloween, the gang turns to boobpedia for help, only to have a surprising photo of Elvira send Chris over the edge... Huge thanks to DARTHDABS for sending us some awesome gifts this week, including Laura's very first bong! SLAP listeners can save 15% at darthdabs.com by using promo code "SLAP" at checkout.
55 min 14 sec
Lock your doors, turn out the lights, and prepare to be pooed! It's the 2021 SLAP Halloween Special! It's a spooky night here at SLAP Studios. My Pet Monster is on the loose, a shaggy dog is grunting at the moon, there's a vasectomy on the horizon, and Al Borland's signing autographs. Also, John hates '90s music.
1 hr 3 min
Following the burial of Chris' wife, the fellas get together to share some secondhand pumpkin carving tips, talk about William Shatner's recent trip to space, laugh about what John's kid calls a Cookie Puss, reminisce about the good ol' days when guys got hit in the nuts all the time, accuse Adam Sandler of stealing from Hocus Pocus, and come up with some fun ideas for your kids' school projects. RoboGail's got some voicemails lined up, including some Li'l Eddie movie reviews! Dandy wants a snack, Only-One-Soda shares his version of Nanny Time, Slash the Topless Bounty Hunter found a body in the tunnels underneath the studio, and our butler sends a love song out to a very special Li'l Chub across the pond. Be sure to follow Super Live Adventure wherever you listen to podcasts, including Apple Podcasts and Spotify. SuperLiveAdventure.com
1 hr 5 min
Laura uses the powers of witchcraft to cleanse the studio of evil.
53 min 3 sec
We're having a scary and deliciously good time here at the bottom of the waterslide, talking about the mall and toothpaste and stuff. Shmook is in a tunnel, Dandy's in a button, and Grandpa's in me pocket. Little Eddie's got a few movie reviews, and RoboGail has messages from from the butler, the burglar, the bounty hunter, and a man who ate upon the ferry and lived to tell the tale. Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more. Fit it where you sh*t it.
51 min 55 sec
We're just two guys living that hot air balloon life, slow dancing at the end of the night, drinking taquitos and big-ass shark beers, complaining about the Gorgs that just moved into the neighborhood. It's Burkamania over here. Come jump in the pool and live forever. SuperLiveAdventure.com
46 min 54 sec
Super Live Adventure is back!!!!! We were supposed to have a nice, relaxing break. Instead, we faced an onslaught of rain, raccoons and bees... New episodes every Tuesday. Visit superliveadventure.com for more info.
1 hr 15 min
Just because Super Live Adventure is on break doesn't mean Little Eddie stopped going to the movies!
30 min 17 sec
It's our season finale road trip! Hop in! We're headed to Massachusetts to visit some dispensaries! Also, be sure to visit our new merch store at superliveadventure.com. Free shipping on stickers and patches!
1 hr 9 min
We canceled our upcoming live show and now we’re in a mood. On top of that, a common cold is spreading through the Jersey Wing, Chris found out his wife doesn’t like a movie we assumed to be beloved by all, and the new bells in the studio are freaking Chris out – but, you know what? We’re ok. You can’t stop the adventure, baby. We’ve got Modelo, Nutcracker, Jameson, Five Alive, and seltzer over here. We’re pitching television shows and coming up with new ways to use diapers. We’ve got four Little Eddies and a Bob and we’re finally hiring a butler. You better hide your beans, man. This is Super Live Adventure, and Chris will beat you for your beans.
56 min 17 sec
We hear from old friends, potential butlers, and a man lost in time, and we surprise Laura with new caller segment! You can see Super Live Adventure LIVE at 7:30 PM on Thursday, August 19th at the Little Victory Theater on Staten Island! Tickets are available at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/super-live-adventure-wahoo-skiffle-crazies-tickets-162458966141
1 hr 22 min
Come on down to Connery's. We'll give you the five fingers. And be sure to come see us live on August 19th at the Little Victory Theater on Staten Island! Tickets are available at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/super-live-adventure-wahoo-skiffle-crazies-tickets-162458966141
45 min 21 sec
What happened to Tattoo? Have you ever gone to a doctor in Florida? Is that an imaginary grandpa in your pocket? How many White Castle cheeseburgers did Chris eat? Just how bad was John's week? Ever eat a big azz chicken sandwich? Do girls poop? What's the best way to threaten a lawyer? Listen for the answers to all of these questions and more, PLUS Muffin, a Little Eddie movie review, a rap from Shmeeves, and voicemails from Mean Gene, Only One Soda, Booby Waffles, and Fart Guy!!! Come see us LIVE with the Wahoo Skiffle Crazies at 7:30 PM on August 19th at the Little Victory Theater on Staten Island! Seating is limited! Tickets can be purchased at eventbrite.com. Fit it where you sh*t it.
1 hr 15 min
We're back from our 4th of July break, and we have a big announcement!
1 hr 9 min
What's a lubber? How many unread emails are in Chris' inbox? What's up Orko's skirt? Who is Derpy Hooves? And what's the deal with Mug Man? The answers to these questions and more will be revealed right here in the Monkey State, where the International Tag Team Champions of Your Life have convened to bring you a daytime, missionary episode of the Super Live Adventure Podcast.
1 hr 18 min
Laura joins us for our Father's Day show! Do you think Ommegang would sponsor us? How about Beano? How do you feel about Crocs? Do you like John's new hats? Do you know someone suffering from Akyroyds? Why do we do this show? Do you like bugs? Want to hear the rest of the conversation? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure!
44 min 32 sec
What are you wearing to the Pin Party? Which version of The Shining is better, the book or the movie? What stinks worse, the Turtles or The Foot? Ever eat an axolotl? Which Masters of the Universe character would you be? And what's up with My Little Pony?
54 min 19 sec
We're back in the Jersey Wing, drinking beer and Tito's Five and Sevens, talking about lesser-known Ninja Turtle characters, Gremlins 2, Camp Candy, a world without pangolins, Beer Wolf, Blues Clues, dog genitalia, America's Funniest Home Videos, and Chris' beard. PLUS voicemails and Li'l Eddie Movie reviews! WARNING: A lot of really terrible things happen to monkeys in this episode. Brought to you by EggDumpSoup.com
1 hr 4 min
We're back in the kitchen with Laura, listening to Chris' neighbors scream, talking about Staten Island pizza, and hearing all about Laura's misadventures with a goat.
Did 2020 ruin tequila? How many good Chevy Chase movies are there, anyway? Why did none of us defend Delta Burke back in the day? Did you know 7 Up is still a thing? How many people do you think you'd catch with a human-sized glue trap? Where did John first meet Vicky James? Where did Luke Skywalker's hand end up? Did you hear about Duke? Do you like voicemails? We have a bunch of voicemails...
1 hr 8 min
It's the middle of May and we're all in HEAT!!!!!!
1 hr 26 min
Laura's back for the 2021 Super Live Adventure Mother's Day Special!
1 hr 2 min
We get hoity-toity and talk about the Doritos Ranch, running our fingers through Hulk Hogan’s hair, and school lunch delicacies. Plus we go digging in Red Bear’s box and play listener voicemails, including some special news from Li’l Eddie! This episode is dedicated to the Bride of Fartenstein! Welcome to the club, BOF! Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure
1 hr 2 min
We're back from partying at SLAP Beach USA, and we’re discussing Urkel selling weed, surviving being locked in a pet store, Ol’ Hat Head’s British shows, and more! PLUS listener voicemails and egg dump soup!!! Tell ‘em Nerdburger sent ya! This episode is dedicated to Casey Bartolucci. Welcome to the club, Saturay! Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure
1 hr 12 min
We'll be back before you know it, but until then...SPRING BREAK!!!
It's been eight years since we first launched the Super Live Adventure Podcast! Come do a shot with us!
1 hr 5 min
We celebrate McPatrick's Day with an exploration of the Air Bud Cinematic Universe, and John saves the world with a song.
55 min 54 sec
F***, Marry, Kill: Moe, Larry, Curly. https://linktr.ee/SLAPodcast
1 hr 14 min
We're talking boomerangs, wigs, plugs, fake mustaches, Paul Blart, and Jack the Bear – PLUS voicemails! This episode is dedicated to Agent H. Thanks for joining the Li'l Chub Club! Interested in joining? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure
1 hr 2 min
Hop aboard the Dad Express! There's been a dinocide at the carnival graveyard, the turtles are horny and Gizmo's back!
1 hr 12 min
It’s still a Winter Wonderland and Muffin is out-of-control! We’re talking about the three Gs of Professor Gym, launching Larry King into space, turning Kirstie Alley into a professional wrestler, checking out some Hot and Heavy couples, sharing our thoughts on Gina Carano, and discussing Chris’ latest work on Impractical Jokers – PLUS voicemails from Only One Soda, Schmook the Cook and Li’l Eddie!
56 min 35 sec
Free the wolf and reminisce about the good ol' days of Sunday Funnies, yummy pet foods, salt substitutes, Larry King, dirty Ruxpins, and more! This episode is dedicated to Mr. Bacciagaloupe. Welcome to the Li'l Chub Club! For more info, visit patreon.com/superliveadventure. Brought to you by Noice Pins.
1 hr 13 min
Do you totally recall the '80s? We're talking McDonaldland, forgotten residents of Thundera, mistreated Ruxpins, and more!
1 hr 15 min
The Death of Schmutler is brought to you by Noice Pins. What begins as our regular comedy show soon descends into madness when a siege on SLAP Studio NJ shuts the show down completely, and the ultimate price is paid . . . the life of our longtime butler. This episode is dedicated to Styles of the Li'l Chub Club. Welcome to the club, Styles! Interested in joining the club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure for more information.
1 hr 8 min
We react to the events on Capitol Hill, Chris gets vaccinated, John's tells his kids about the hole in his skull, and we question whether or not the lyrics to the Nanny sound weird to people in the UK – PLUS Voicemails! We're also doing a special giveaway in conjunction with Noice Pins! Follow @noicepins and @slapodcast on Instagram to find out how you can win a set of new Super Live Adventure Podcast pins! This episode is dedicated to Fonzarella, Mistress of the Dark! Welcome to the Li'l Chub Club, Fonzarella! Interesting in joining the club? You can support this show by becoming a member for as little as $1/month. Find out how at patreon.com/superliveadventure.
1 hr 17 min
Tim Duffy returns for our 2020 Christmas Spectacular, PLUS presents, voicemails, and more! This episode is dedicated to Sara Turner. Welcome to the Li'l Chub Club, Sara! Interested in joining the club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more.
2 hr 26 min
We were only supposed to record a five minute intro for our upcoming Christmas special. This happened instead.
59 min 37 sec
Jay Miller returns for our 2020 Hanukkah Special! This episode is dedicated to Emily Lucia of the Li'l Chub Club. Welcome to the club, Emily! Interested in joining? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure for more information. This episode is brought to you by North South Candles. Visit etsy.com/shop/NorthSouthCandlesCo and enter promo code PODSLAP at checkout for 20% off your total order!
1 hr 5 min
Want to know all the secrets of the Bat Cave? You better listen to this one on your way down to Stromboli Town. This episode is dedicated to Li'l Chub Club member Bob Sprung. Thanks for joining the club, Bob! To learn more about the Li'l Chub Club, visit patreon.com/superliveadventure. This episode is also brought to you by North South Candles. Visit etsy.com/shop/NorthSouthCandlesCo and enter promo code PODSLAP at checkout for 20% off your total order.
1 hr 12 min
It's Thanksgiving Rockin' Eve and the cat is back, baby! We're talking Dick Clark, Delilah, kicking cats, keytars, Wham, and our new idea for a Final Destination sequel starring the A-Team. Also, where do Mogwai come from? And where the hell is Julia Sweeney's Patskin? PLUS voicemails from Mean Gene, Klikandtuna, Schmintern the Intern, Li'l Eddie, and HUGHBY! This episode is dedicated to Blanka Barracuda of the Li'l Chub Club! Learn more at patreon.com/superliveadventure.
1 hr 25 min
The guys celebrate Life Day with their last show on the porch before heading down to their respective bunkers for the rest of 2020. This episode is brought to you by our good friends over at North South Candles. They have some great new scents for the holiday season! Go check them out at etsy.com/shop/northsouthcandlesco and use promo code PODSLAP at checkout for 20% off your order!
1 hr 2 min
Part 2 of our night in the leaf pile.
49 min 31 sec
Laura's back and the Li'l Chub Club election results are in! Come unwind with us in the leaf pile. It's been a long week.
1 hr 4 min
Join us for a very Halloweeny episode out here on the porch, where squirrels ravage pumpkins and chubs call into the wee hours of the night... ALSO - It's Li'l Chub Club Election Season, so we created this handy Voters' Guide to help chubs through the whole process! https://spark.adobe.com/page/xzQQ78i4Vya3q Be sure to place your votes between 12AM EST November 1, 2020 and 10PM EST November on 3rd.
1 hr 3 min
Laura joins us as we pay our respects to the fart guy from the ferry.
1 hr 17 min
We catch up with our old friend, Eisner Award-winning comic book creator Michael Avon Oeming. Mike's wife and collaborator, talented artist and writer Taki Soma also pops in to say hello (we highly recommend checking out their new extra-length quarterly, The After Realm). Visit michaelavonoeming.com for more info about Mike's work and his collaborations with Taki.
1 hr 14 min
Join us out here on the pumpkin patch porch. We’re about to squeeze a rat for Eddie Van Halen.
1 hr 19 min