Scott Thompson - Butter Him Up! (Live From SF Sketchfest)
By Starburns Audio
This week, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Scott Thompson (The Kids in the Hall) live from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1, a man sets the garage on fire in retaliation after his roommate draws phallic symbols on his face while he was passed out. Story 2 introduces us to a man who tries to jump the gates at the London underground, only to get stuck in an uncomfortable and compromising position. In Story 3, we find out which objects Americans shoved inside themselves in 2017, and learn why a flared base is so essential. Then, the townies in the audience share some stories, including tales of cocaine at a court hearing, a sloppy ATM jacking, and arson in a public toilet. Finally, Kris Kristofferson drops by to share a story from the set of the movie Blade: Trinity.