* Time for a feel trip. We wish Matt the worst of luck, and hope he falls flat on his face. * "LOOK AT ME. I'M THE POACHER NOW." -Lions * Omarosa returns to her reality television roots and immediately starts dropping bombs and freaking us the fuck out. * We have the best health care in the world, they said. You'll be fine, they said. Health insurance company Aetna gets caught with their pants down. * Vote with your wallet. Drink Dunkin'. * The Confessional celebrates the freedom to refuse being labeled or boxed into a single identity. * We discuss the true meaning of capitalism I MEAN LOVE in a special Valentine's Day segment. In this installment of After Dark. * Would you rather have to suck on your boyfriend's dirty, sweaty toes, or lick a friend's clean and pristine vagina? * Would You Rather: Valentine's Day Edition gets gross. * We learn even more about each others' butts. * Andrew tries to corner the girls. The girls have none of it.