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27 - The Machine Bert Kreischer

By Matt Braunger

It's an extra long holiday special with The Machine Bert Kreischer joining in today's dipshittery. Let's be real, he is the MOST QUALIFIED person for the job. From gasoline in your butt to many many other things in this episode, Bert holds up to our highest low standard. This episode covers great calls such as; how to talk to your kids as they are starting to become sexually active, thoughts on therapy for a marriage on the rocks and the needed conversation on stranger danger. To all you our amazing listener, there is plenty of extra enjoyment as the guys link up with kindred spirits stories and spin class. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!Watch Matt with Bert on BERTCASTFind Bert on tour!InstagramTwitterLearn more about your ad choices. Visit

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