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Ep. 58 - Crystal's Guide to Love and Threesomes

By Billy Procida

Crystal was my annual NYU tradition. We met Welcome Week during our freshman year at New York University and made it a point to hook-up each year. Lots of not-sex with Crystal back then. Now she's in an adorable long-term long distance relationship. I'm still sad and alone. NYU was a casual sex fest for me. Crystal shared a similar amount of adventures, including a pair of hot threesomes! Despite our busy dance cards, we somehow made time for getting naked with each other once a year. But we have no idea how it started! How do you think we hooked up? Email your guesses to manwhorepod@gmail.com! Manscaping: it's finally come up! One hairy listener wants to know how he can trim up his pubes to his wife's liking. They're both about to enter the swinger scene so he wants a pube 'do that pleases a wide audience. Crystal has been dating her first love for five years. They have recently begun a hopeful long distance relationship. After years together, she still struggles with opening up emotionally but knows this guy could be the one. We discuss how best to express one's love for their significant other. One way not to do it? Text message. Long distance relationships require quite a bit of sexting to keep the flame burning strong. But sexting has its own struggles. I mean, what's the best angle to make your c*ck look impressive? Is a selfie stick the cure to getting a great shot of your ass? The following people played a huge role for me in starting and keeping up this show. Please go check out their projects and ventures. They're all awesome-as-f*ck, talented people! How To: Keith and the Girl's Ultimate Podcasting Guide Art: Branson Belchie Intro Music: "The Voice" is Evan Williams. The music is Kevin MacLeod. Encouragement: Comedian Nick Callas and writer AJ Marechal. Win a free Autoblow 2 valued at $180! Click here and pledge any amount to my Patreon page to be entered to win. Deadline is June 4! Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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