* A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to white. His voice echoes softly: "How's my butthole look in these?" And then he's gone. The last piece of him, a memory only our sleeping eyes can see. * Let's talk about sex, baby, let's talk about D and D! * President Trump proposes we stop school shootings by arming teachers with guns. We can't afford to arm them with paper and crayons, but sure, this is fine. * Foreskins finally get the press coverage they're due as religious leaders condemn a new Icelandic law banning circumcision. * #MemoGate enters week 453 (*estimation*) with a redacted rebuttal. * Friends forever. And in this week's installment of After Dark: * Someone's sphincter is broken and I CAN'T JUST *LEARN* IT FIXED AGAIN, OKAY * Apart from the great circumcision debate, how are parental norms changing? What differences do we see between the way we were raised, and the way our peers are raising kids? * Participation trophies aren't all bad, but denying FUCKING SCIENCE is. * The convo turns personal as we explain what we'd do differently from our parents.