* Andrew recalls a horrific dream he had recently. ~What does it mean??~ * We share our thoughts on Trump's SOTU.. the parts we watched, anyway. * Oprah has announced she's not running for President. That's a big win for the Dems. * Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of this Damn Series. What the hell is going on with David Yates' latest comments? * Mark Salling is dead of an apparent suicide, and some people seem happy about it. Sorrynotsorry that some of us feel sympathy for his family and tragic life. * GET. VACCINATED. Flu season is really bad this year. * Surprise, Hosts! Our latest Surprise, Bitch victim is a Republican. We talk about what it's like to be a conservative and listener to a liberal podcast. * The Number: Sleep and Facebook Editions. * Our first sponsor of the year has done wonders for Andrew's and Laura's faces: Visit [BioClarity.com](http://www.bioclarity.com) and use code 'MIL' to get their 30-day skincare regime for $9.95, including free shipping! This week in After Dark: * Bad Neighbors, Part 2\. Matt and Andrew tell Laura how to deal with her shitty upstairs neighbor. * We read horror stories from listeners. They involve cannons, nudity, and brooms.