Tonight, a window into the lives of the callers of the show, we invite teenage couple Celeste and Dale from Modesto to join us. Guns, libertarianism, and fiat currency discussed. We call the porn-star ex-girlfriend of Dale. That went well, I think. We also call the Jewish exboyfriend of Celeste. It gets weird. The studio is crowded with fans and David loses it. We find out David is a pee dribbler. Catch the kids on twitter!