This week, Thomas Middleditch (Silicon Valley) rides on (yes, ON) the trunk of a car all the way down the highway to Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man proves that when you’re drunk, inertia does not apply. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Thomas about Captain Underpants, how Silicon Valley has grown, and how Idiocracy has come true, before diving into Story #2, in which a man performs lawn care during a natural disaster. Story #3 brings to light an "entrepreneur" who is "revolutionizing" the sex toy industry. A voicemail from Javier Bardem rounds out the show.