This week, comedian Brian Posehn joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man is arrested for aggravated assault after stealing Slim Jims. Story #2 features a drunk driver who calls the cops on himself. In Story #3, a man hurls a cup of clam chowder at a woman’s car. Finally, a voicemail from Nic Cage, who has an interesting business proposition.