𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: I'm trying to stay positive, but this global pandemic is so depressing. Some days it's hard to get out of bed. Maybe I should try antidepressants.
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: Have you heard of 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘔𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘊𝘈𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘌𝘚?
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: No, what's that?
We hear a notification chime. Jane sees a link to the streaming music platform of her choice appear.
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: Well, have you ever scrolled sadly through old instagram posts late at night thinking about moments you wasted?
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: All the time!
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: Then you'd love THE SMALL CALAMITIES, a melancholy power pop band.
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: Well, I mean, I'm a hipster
(𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴)
so I don't like to listen to anything too well known.
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: They're not very big yet! But their last LP, "designer heartache." received rave reviews in Buzzbands.LA and Americana Highways, It also charted nationally on college radio.
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: Wow, this sounds like a great time to get onboard!
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: Stop selling! I'm sold!