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𝙄𝙉𝙏. 𝙈𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙔 𝘽𝙀𝘿𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙈 - 𝘿𝘼𝙔
We open on a young woman sitting at her Apple® Macbook® Pro. She has just joined a video call with her coworkers.
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: I'm trying to stay positive, but this global pandemic is so depressing. Some days it's hard to get out of bed. Maybe I should try antidepressants.
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: Have you heard of 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘔𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘊𝘈𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘌𝘚?
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: No, what's that?
We hear a notification chime. Jane sees a link to the streaming music platform of her choice appear.
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: Well, have you ever scrolled sadly through old instagram posts late at night thinking about moments you wasted?
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: All the time!
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: Then you'd love THE SMALL CALAMITIES, a melancholy power pop band.
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: Well, I mean, I'm a hipster
(𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴)
so I don't like to listen to anything too well known.
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: They're not very big yet! But their last LP, "designer heartache." received rave reviews in Buzzbands.LA and Americana Highways, It also charted nationally on college radio.
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: Wow, this sounds like a great time to get onboard!
𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔: For sure! For their next LP they worked with Vince Ratti (The Front Bottoms, The Menzingers, The Wonder Years) and Kyle Black (State Champs, All Time Low, Paramore). It's possible it will go on to be the best selling album of all time!
𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘: Stop selling! I'm sold!

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