WHAT IS TWICE DAILY COSMICITY?
Cosmicity (Synthlotide Popiramate) capsules is an OTC normalcy-reducing medicine used to reduce the risk of moderate to severe SD (synthpop deficiency) in people with poor taste not cause by IAS (intractable asshole syndrome).
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION ABOUT TWICE DAILY COSMICITY
COSMICITY can cause feelings which can be serious and sometimes lead to death. Not for people with severe liver problems. Or severe first world problems. Drinking plenty of fluids may reduce your chance of dehydration. Eating plenty of food may reduce your chance of starvation. The specific way COSMICITY works is not well defined. You should be tested for PSB tolerance before starting and while taking Cosmicity. Not studied in people with severe OMD. Symptoms of a serious allergic reaction may include swelling of the face or throat, dizziness, slowing heartbeat, or enjoyment of televised golf. See our video on YouTube