Dream with me if you will… you’re out on a hike with some friends venturing into a giant and mysterious forest on a nice, warm summer day.
The path you’re walking upon is stunning and you find yourself stopping to stare in wonder at its depths. On one of those stops of yours, you catch yourself looking at a monstrous, beautiful Sugar Maple tree at length. You look behind you to see if your friends are there and they’ve disappeared. Hastily, you start wandering through all the Maple trees to see where they’d gone. Things aren’t looking good and you start to panic, when suddenly… you feel a rumble. That rumble gets thicker as you walk further and further into the forest and the trees around you start to shake. You walk towards what seems to be a clearing when suddenly you come upon an enormous man donned in all plaid with a beanie upon his head wielding a mighty, sharp axe. He strikes a long branch down and when it hits the floor, it sends waves of bass throughout the whole forest. Your ever vivid and curious dream has led you to the legendary, powerful creature, the lumberjack.