Some hundred thousand years ago a virus on the planet Tellus, or Earth if you will, started growing beards. These bearded viruses then cut off their beards and built stuff for another long period of time. When they got tired of building they started breaking the stuff they built and not only that, but everything they could get their hands on. The “giant” multi cosmical squid couldn’t care less though. A backfired sneeze was the last of its concerns.
After stumbling over and through the first page of the universal language of mathematics the virus assumed that “time” was very important. The birth of a non-existing man by the name of Jesus was then used to point out the start of all “time”. There are more strange stories like these to be told but we ain’t got the time for that shit.
In the “year” 2004 a couple of viruses started a heavy metal band and they called themselves Coal. As they grew older they felt that Coal wasn’t cool enough of a name so they changed it to Corroded. The band went through a lot of changes and became the best band in the world. They have a message;
Stop breaking stuff. Love one another. And buy the motherfucking CD!