WHY AM I EXCITED?
You're excited because you're tired of hearing the same Christmas music every year! You're tired of songs about sugarplum fairies and winter wonderlands. You want something different; something with dark humor that explores the underbelly of Christmas: a holiday that can never live up to its hype. We often don't get want we wanted or we do and it doesn't fulfill us like we thought it would. You want to hear songs about the irony of bad things happening on a day that is supposed to be the best day of the year.
THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS
That's not a question, but it IS hilarious! Are you single?