Alessandro Improta, AKA Abacus Finch: Father of two. Slappa da bass. Much hair.
Reed Perkins, AKA Reed Perkins: Father of none. Best drummer in the band. Can outrun all of us.
Mark Lanham, AKA "My Son.": Owns many guitars. Plays guitar. Loves playing guitar. Trevor Harmon, AKA Tré Smoov: Requires water with a touch of lemon. Loves playing guitar and also designing graphics.