<< LV-426 'ACHERON': that's the terraforming hell-hole of a planet we call home. A colony of scientists and <g class="gr_ gr_30 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_disable_anim_appear ContextualSpelling ins-del multiReplace" id="30" data-gr-id="30">hard working</g> people, making better worlds.
We are intergalactic circus people, performing for the enjoyment of the good colonists, and the other races we meet in our travels.
We fly the BFS 9000, a ship that admittedly has seen better days. We knew we were in big trouble the moment all communication with our home planet abruptly interrupted. Even so, the massive engine failure came totally unexpected. With nowhere else left to go, we crash-landed on this blue mess you call Earth.
Our former pilot was lost in the crash, and we replaced her with a surgically-enhanced half- human hybrid, whose mental stability has yet to be proven. Nevertheless, our ship is stuck here until we get resources for repairs and resume our voyage.
Therefore, ladies and gentleman, we bid you welcome to the Circus of Sick N’ Beautiful. Be amazed by the animals, be kind to the clownfolk, and enjoy the experience... >><br>