- 01 Big Stinky Pussies 03:01
- 02 All Cops Are Dicks 03:43
- 03 $400 Shuffle 04:11
- 04 Proud to Be Hetro 02:12
- 05 Last Man in the Gang Bang 03:36
- 06 Diarrhea (Proper Version) 02:32
- 07 Beer, Shit, AIDS and Bad Drugs 04:22
- 08 Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow 03:41
- 09 I Wanna Kill The Black Eyed Peas 01:06
- 10 It Was the Tits 03:35
- 11 He\'s Only 13 and He\'s Got Herpes 03:25
- 12 Probation 01:29
- 13 Feed The Homeless (To Each Other) 01:41
- 14 Weekend In Tijuana 04:10
- 15 A Friend With Cocaine Is A Good Friend (Until the Cocaine Runs Out) 01:38
- 16 I Wish I Was A Dog 03:01
- 17 Good Lovin' Gone Brown 03:43
- 18 Jagermeister (It's Not For Breakfast Anymore) 01:22
- 19 The Odor of the Floater 07:20