- 01 Count to Ten 03:41
- 02 Your Town 02:36
- 03 Oh, No 02:03
- 04 Nugget Man 04:27
- 05 The Captain's Wife's Lament 02:25
- 06 More Than Two 03:17
- 07 My Fantastic Plastic Girl 02:39
- 08 Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley) 02:00
- 09 Here's Looking At You 05:02
- 10 Extremely Old With You 01:33
- 11 A Better Version of You 03:38
- 12 If James Taylor Were On Fire 00:31
- 13 If Bob Dylan Were Hiding At the Bottom of a Well 00:31
- 14 If James Taylor Were On Fire At the Bottom of a Well 00:32
- 15 If Leon Redbone Suffered a Major Head Injury 00:20
- 16 If Aaron Neville Were Waiting for a Parking Spot At the Mall, But Someone Else Snagged It 00:41
- 17 If They Might Be Giants Were the Ice Cream Man 00:35
- 18 Raisin 00:26
- 19 Do You Recall 00:21
- 20 Grandma 00:31
- 21 Infected 00:24
- 22 Very Two Best Friends 00:22
- 23 Gee, Mary Lou 00:15
- 24 Magic Night 00:16
- 25 Gumbo Pants 00:53
- 26 More Rejected Commercial Jingles: Sports Illustrated 00:14
- 27 More Rejected Commercial Jingles: Cool Whip 00:13
- 28 More Rejected Commercial Jingles: SpaghettiOs 00:15
- 29 More Rejected Commercial Jingles: Olive Garden 00:21
- 30 "The Improv Bit" 05:13