- 01 Carol of the Bells 03:07
- 02 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 04:07
- 03 Merry Christmas 02:55
- 04 Here Comes Fatty Claus - Rudolph & The Gang 02:32
- 05 The Peppermint Stick Man 02:23
- 06 Here Comes Santa Claus 02:35
- 07 Police Blow My Wad 02:25
- 08 My Christmas Bells (Elf Vocal) 04:49
- 09 It's What I Got In My Sack 01:57
- 10 I Don't Believe In Santa Claus 01:33
- 11 I've Got A Boner For Christmas 01:49
- 12 Hark! the Herald Angels Sing 01:44
- 13 A John Waters Christmas - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 02:32
- 14 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 03:01
- 15 Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey 02:33
- 16 Monster's Holiday 03:14
- 17 I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas 02:40
- 18 Santa Baby 04:46
- 19 Crummy Christmas Tree 02:32
- 20 Baby, It's Cold Outside 02:34
- 21 Joy To The World 02:42
- 22 Little Drummer Boy 01:54
- 23 Santa’s Got A Bag Of Soul 03:17
- 24 Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto 03:01
- 25 Jingle Bells 03:30
- 26 Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Santa Claws Is Coming To Town 04:19
- 27 Jingle Bell Metal 02:50
- 28 Red Christmas 04:28
- 29 Have Yourself A Final Little Fantasy 01:21
- 30 Merry Something To You 01:16