- 01 The Festival Song 02:44
- 02 Nutty Room 01:34
- 03 Special Bath 02:50
- 04 Happy Birthday Time! 01:46
- 05 Quantum of Solace 02:19
- 06 80's Song 02:04
- 07 Australia 02:23
- 08 Bob Dylan's DVD Box Set 01:41
- 09 Bums & Binge Drinking 02:34
- 10 Coming Back from Holiday Blues 02:10
- 11 The Mind of a Pirate 03:00
- 12 Santum of Quolace 02:12
- 13 Antiques Roadshow 01:20
- 14 Baz Luhrmann's Australia 02:10
- 15 Bathtime for Bowie 01:49
- 16 This Week in Grazia 01:37
- 17 Itchy Bum 01:12
- 18 Song for Margaret Mountford 01:52
- 19 Incredible Song 01:42
- 20 Dr Sexy 01:48
- 21 La-La-La-Lumley 02:00
- 22 Hello Mr Ghost 02:49
- 23 Retro Text the Nation (Bonus Track) 00:40