- 01 Intro 00:19
- 02 Jew Beard 00:25
- 03 Unsellable Segue 1 00:15
- 04 Elevator Racism 01:53
- 05 Rape Crouch 00:28
- 06 16th Street 00:26
- 07 Homeless 11:33
- 08 Unsellable Segue 2 00:25
- 09 Mushrooms 01:45
- 10 Money Shot 09:15
- 11 Unsellable Segue 3 00:13
- 12 Brand New Sober Alcoholics 01:06
- 13 Militant Vegetarians 01:38
- 14 That's My Thing 02:36
- 15 Gay Marriage 03:59
- 16 I'm a Hypocrite 03:17
- 17 #fuckthelakers 03:06
- 18 Dating Younger Women 01:15
- 19 Young Women Are Not All Stupid 02:12
- 20 Perfect Vaginas 01:26
- 21 My Body Is Failing Me 01:10
- 22 Sydney Harbor Bridge (13 Minute Shit Joke) 13:09
- 23 Thank You, Denver 00:23